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Lubrican's Fractured Fairy Tales and Naughty Nursery Rhymes - Volume One

by Lubrican

Published: 2023-08-16. 44,169 Words.

Categories: Fiction » Fairy Tales

Format: EPUB

Content Rating: Extreme Contents

When you think of fairy tales, it's inevitable that you think back on the traditional stories you heard as a child. I heard them too. But as I grew older I reflected on how something seemed to be missing. Like sex. I mean come on! Sex is part of everybody's life, even if all it is is dreaming about it. But none of the old tales have any sex in them! Of course that wasn't their purpose. I get that.

But it is now.

Come along as I imagine some of those traditional stories and fill in the blanks. We start with a tangent, based on the sleeping princess story, and then put a princess in a tower, where she learns nothing about sex until the prince shows up. From there it's on to a girl who gets bored easily while watching her sheep and has to find something to do to pass the time (WARNING: Bestiality involved). Finally, I often wondered about that woman who lived in a shoe, so I made up a story about her, and why it was a shoe and so on and so forth.

Please be aware these are not children's fairy tales any longer. Not even a little bit. These are adult fare all the way, and are not appropriate for those under the tender age of eighteen.