The United Kingdom Of Zoo - Book 9

By Luke Ozvik

©Copyright 2019 Luke Ozvik

Author’s Note: This series of books are written in the format of a television show, where adult women of all ages voluntarily come to show their desire, sexual desire, for their canine partners. It’s one of the most wildly popular, and most highly controversial shows ever broadcast.

Agent’s Note: You know how a lot of stories have girls that are perfect, 36-24-36, flawless body, tits don’t sag, etc., and all the guys are bodybuilders with 10-inch cocks? THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM! The author uses descriptions of REAL WOMEN and realistic shapes. Thank God!

Series 9, Episode 1: Gayle McGhee (29), from London.

An establishing shot of a modern two-story building - red brick and grey render, signs declaring this to be “Newman College” A few students, all of them 17-18 year old girls, are hanging around the doorway in the background, trying to get on camera - smiling, waving, shouting to the camera - one of them posing, pulling the top couple of buttons of her blouse open, leaning forward to show off a reasonable amount of cleavage. They’re all ‘nice’ girls, this is a ‘good’ school after all.

Speaking of cleavage… Our hostess, Renae Russell, steps into frame and walks along infront of the school, Logan the blue-grey Weimarana padding along beside her - the girls moving behind her, trying to stay in frame - as she introduces herself. They shout occasional shrieky comments.

Renae is wearing another of her slutty, tight, PVC mini-suits. This week it’s the red one. Along with her cute smile, deep dimples and sexy curved cleavage she’s hard to ignore.

“Hello, and welcome to ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Renae Russell… And this…”

One of the girls shouts a particularly shrill “DOGSLUT!” then laughs… Renae reacts by stopping, turning and blowing a little kiss to the girls, then returning to her intro...

“I’m Renae Russell, and this week, I’m down in the nation’s capital, London, and I’m going back to school, to teach a few new tricks… To a lady who’s keen to become a part of our amazing bestial nation!”

We cut to a class-room, no students present, but the teacher is sitting at her desk. Long dark hair is combed straight down over one strong shoulder, not a single strand out of place. Dark rimmed spectacles seem to scream ‘teacher’, as does her upright manner. She’s not the kind of woman students will be having daydreams about, but she’s nice enough to look at.

She speaks to us - loud and clear, like a weight is being lifted off her shoulders. “Hello… My name is Gayle McGhee, I’m 29, and I teach maths and phys ed here at Newman…” She looks off to the side of the room, just out of camera shot, and we quickly follow her glance - seeing another woman, the same general age, but shorter and slimmer - pretty - with lighter hair and a nervous expression… This woman nods back at Gayle, and we pan back to her… She completes her introduction, “I want to have sex with a big… BIG doggy!” She breaths out, as if she’s been waiting to say this for a month.

We cut to a shot of the two women standing side-by-side on the edge of the school’s playing fields… The are holding hands in a “we’ll-get-each-other-through-this” way. Clearly a couple. Gayle is talking with a sense of relief and pride, whereas her friend still looks a little nervous, but clearly in love. We occasionally cut away from the couple to a long shot of an office window, a man peering out at our film-crew - and two members of his staff being interviewed by a sexy woman with a big dog…

Gayle begins her story. “Newman College is a very traditional, very conversative school… The buildings are new, but the ideas are very old! They don’t like to teach evolution here… Sex education is essentially - ‘don’t do it before you’re married’… They are very anti-LBGTI… They’ve even tried to expel a girl for coming out as lesbian… And here we are…” She looks toward her partner…

“I met Kelly two years ago when she joined us in the maths department… I’ve always been bi, but very quiet about it… Nobody here knew… But Kelly had never tried a lesbian relationship before…”

Despite being in this relationship, Kelly is still semi-uncomfortable with the mention of the words “lesbian relationship”, wincing and half looking around, as if she doesn’t want anyone to hear this. We can see Gayle squeezing her hand.

“We’ve had to keep our relationship a secret in order to keep our jobs… We could have moved to other schools and been more public about it, but to be honest - it made it a little more exciting to keep it a secret… We turn up to school in separate cars… Work like strangers all day… Then go home separately, and laugh that no-one knows our secret.” They exchange looks - Kelly lets out a little smile, clearly having enjoyed their secret game.

Gayle continues, “I suppose I just want it out in the open… All of it. Me being gay… Our relationship… Our ‘sexual interests’…” Kelly looks at her - love, lust and fear in her eyes, all at the same time.

We cut to Gayle, following a slightly different thought process. “I’m not turned-on by bestiality itself… I mean, there’s always a perverse thrill in watching another woman do anything ‘perverted’ - especially if I find her attractive - but the actual act doesn’t thrill me. It’s not something I’ve spent much time fantasizing about… But, my little friend here…” She looks over at Kelly, who looks down to the floor for a moment, Catholic guilt kicking in, big time. “She’s admitted to me that watching me having sex with a dog would be a big turn-on for her… She doesn’t want to do it herself, but she wants to watch me… So I told her that I’d come on the UK of Zoo, and have sex with a dog, for her… But only if she’d come on with me so we could ‘out’ ourselves, as a couple, to the world… Using the bestiality as a, sort of, statement, about sexual freedom!”

She looks right into camera, “If we’re going to come out of the closet - we might as well do it in style.”

Beside her, Kelly smiles shyly and leans onto her arm.

Renae checks with her, “And what do you think of this, Kelly? You’re about to see your partner, this beautiful lady here, have sex with a dog… Is that what you want?”

Kelly looks a little nervous, not sure if she wants to say what she’s thinking. “Well… I’m nervous about how our lives will change - both from coming out as a gay couple… And from appearing on the show… But, yeah… The idea of watching this one having sex with a dog… It’s… Irresistible. I’ve been dreaming of it ever since I was a teenager… Watching a girl have sex with a dog, live… I never thought I was a lesbian, because I didn’t want to have sex with a girl myself, just watch her… It was only when I met Gayle that the two things came together… And the longer we were together, the more I mentioned the fantasy, and the more she sort of, played along… I thought this could actually happen.” She pauses, still shy, then confirms that - “Yes… I want to see it… I want to see HER do it… Very much!”

“But you don’t want to do it yourself?” Checks Renae.

Kelly shakes her head. “No… I just want to watch…” She pauses, thinking about it, then adds, “… But… I don’t know… If I get jealous when she’s doing it… I don’t know… Maybe, I suppose…”

This last comment brings a broad smile to Gayle’s face and another squeeze of her lover’s hand.

A little pause, then Gayle leans forward toward our camera (whilst Kelly simultaneously leans back out of the way) - reaches forward, and claps her hands together infront of us, letting us cut…

We’ve relocated from the school to somewhere a little more private. A hotel room not far away. Gayle is standing infront of the bed - naked, her Phys Ed teacher’s body wide and strong looking, years of rugby, tennis, swimming, athletics and gymnastics giving her a healthy level of musculature. Her boobs are a decent C-cup, still good and perky. Kelly is on the edge of the bed, fully dressed, looking, admiring her girlfriend’s behind, then looking a little embarrassed when she realizes she’s on camera.

We cut from her over to Renae… As sexy as ever, the look on her face shows that she’s looking forward to this. All but licking her lips. She looks into camera and completes her introduction for the show, “Well… If you’re ready, I know my dog is - so let’s get this show started…”

She detaches Logan’s leash from his collar, and he moves quickly over toward this week’s guest who welcomes him with outstretched arms and a condescending smile, “OOoooooohhhh, puppy…” She’s instantly very comfortable with him, not phased at all… Smiling and looking down at him as she strokes and rubs his head, neck and body, then looks over at Kelly and comments that, “He looks so big and scary, but he’s so silky smooth…”

Kelly smiles back at her, a tight-lipped smile - nervous, but wide-eyed.

Gayle reaches down the dog’s side toward his belly, rubbing and stroking at him. Again, looking over at Kelly. “Are you sure you want me to do this… There’ll be no turning back once I’ve started…” She checks.

Again, Kelly smiles back at her, a little warmer, and nods, “I can’t wait, babe… This is going to look sooo good...” Then adding in a half-whisper, “I’m soooo hot…”

Gayle smiles, happy and turned on that this is turning her girlfriend on, and continues to play with the dog, turning to face him as he attempts to move around behind her - dropping to her knees and pushes him away, winding him up playfully…

We cut to a behind-the-scenes shot of our host as Gayle continues to play with her co-star. Renae smiles as she chats, “So… You told me earlier that you don’t suck cock, because it’s…” She makes air-quotes with her fingers, “Beneath you… So I’m going to suggest that you trust my doggy to get right to it - just drop straight into everybody’s favourite bestiality pose…”

“Doggy position!” Calls out Gayle excitedly, like she’s proud to have provided this most obvious information.

“Yes…” Smiles Renae, loving the energy in the room. She loves to be around ladies who lust for dogs. “You need to get up on that big bed and that lovely firm arse of yours right up and out for him…”

Gayle enthusiastically follows her instructions. Climbing up onto the bed and crawling away from the edge… Looking over her shoulder at the dog, making sure he knows where she is and what position she’s in (he does), and flicking a little look over to her girlfriend to make sure she approves (she does). She sticks her bum out, altering the width of her knees… Logan moves up to the bed, pauses, then leaps up and bounces around her, sniffing at her rear end, moving as if to mount her… But Renae steps forward, pushing him away, sending him for a lap around the teacher.

Renae instructs her to “Stick your bum out further, Gayle… Pretend Kelly is wearing has her best strap-on on and you really want it deep…”

Kelly tries to deny that she ever wears a strap-on, but Gayle laughs and calls out, “Don’t lie!”

She’s already arching her belly downward, her back bending, bum pushing up and back, pussy pushing back between her strong thighs. She’s definitely familiar with taking it from the rear - and we suspect she’s had Kelly behind her!!

Renae can’t resist giving that bum a good slap, her fingers gripping the flesh and shaking it a little. She looks around to Kelly and says, “Sorry… Couldn’t resist…”

Kelly stands to the side, just feet away from them, not sure what to do with her hands. “That’s okay… I don’t blame you…”

Logan circles around behind our guest again, and this time Renae doesn’t push him away. He moves in and sniffs at the brunette’s pussy again, and then seeing as she’s in such an inviting position, he steps forward and pushes himself up against her arse, sliding forward and mounting her tight body… His front legs taking hold around her hips, wrapping under her flat belly, pulling him in tighter.

He starts to pump his cock toward her pussy - half erect and pushing between her thighs… Him pushing forward, adjusting his grip - big paws scratching her hips and sides as he heaves himself closer and pulls up tighter to her.

He isn’t even inside her yet, but Gayle is already gasping and groaning - excited, feeling good, but also in pain… Reaching back to ease his grip on her belly and ease the nipping pain - then looking over toward Kelly and gasping a hurried, “Do you like this…? Is this good..?” Obviously very keen to impress.

Kelly smiles back, nodding. “Yes… Yes… Go on… You look great…”

And then, very suddenly, he’s inside her… His cock driving in hard and deep, making her squeal as he sets off on a rally of short, hard, thrusts. Fucking her like a machine… Her screwing her face up and pushing through the pain barrier - through the humiliation - and into the pleasure zone as that hot, fat, meat fills her up - slipping and sliding in and out of crack.

We cut away quickly to see Kelly watching on again - looking excited by what she’s seeing - bringing her hands up to her nipples, which are showing through the thin fabric of her top.

She’s gone from looking excited, to looking scared, to nervous, to keen to impress, and now to excited again - stimulated, and then the strain showing - a tension in the jaw as the beast pushes hard at her, really stabbing into her tight young body… Big and hard… Fat… Straining her cunt.

She moans throughout as she’s knocked around, the dog thumping up against her rear-end, making her C-cup tits jiggle and swing under her. She continues to use her spare hand to hold his paw off her belly…

We cut to a low angle - the camera down between her knees on the mattress, looking up the inside of her thighs to see the dog’s cock slipping and sliding in and out of her pussy - sounding very wet and already dripping.

Back to Kelly, off on the side, watching on, biting her bottom lip - hands still hovering near her chest, trying not to touch herself, but unable to resist gently tweaking her erect nipples.

Back to the wide shot - seeing Gayle grasping the sheets with the fingers of her supporting hand - nails digging in… Face twisted, but still letting out that, “Ooooooohhhhh!” moan.

The big grey dog on her back looks magnificent - powerful, sleek - a smooth coat… And so fast that his hips are a blur… He’s dominating her - completely in control… She’s not an active part of this fuck - she’s just the thing under him, along for the ride.

We drop back down to the low angle to watch that long cock slipping and sliding in and out of her pussy, cum dripping out around it - and hear all of those wet, slurpy noises… They are almost over-loud, our microphones picking up every little smick and smack as we hold on the action.

Then it’s a close-up of her face, looking down, out of breath, mouth hanging open, perhaps some pain behind the eyes, but she’s clearly loving every second… She raises her head to look off-camera.

Then to a close-up of her girlfriend’s face, watching on from the side, looking amazed, mouthing “Love you.”

Back to the wide angle in time to see Logan giving her a final few thrusts - his pace slowing, the thrusts harder and deeper, bending himself around her arse, looking to knot… Then again… And again… And then staying in the forward thrust position as Gayle gasps loudly and lets out a long moan… “OOooooh Goddddd!” Then again, at a higher pitch, “OOooooooohhhh GGaaaaadddddd!”

He’s tied into her, and she’s cumming… Her legs shaking, her eyes watering, her nipples so hard that look like they are about to shoot off… She brings her hand up from his paw and takes hold of one of those titties, squeezing it, pinching and pulling on the nipple… And the whole time this is happening - she’s ignoring our cameras, and looking off to the side to maintain eye contact with her girlfriend. Gasping, “I’m cumming… I’m cumming…” Pushing her head forwards an inch or two toward her girlfriend, pushing her lips out, her mouth slightly open… Wanting her…

Kelly can’t resist any longer, stepping forward into the shot and climbing onto the bed with the lovers - on her hands and knees infront of Gayle, bringing her mouth to her partner’s mouth, an inch away and whispering, “Thank you for doing this…”, before sharing a loving, and deeply passionate, kiss - mouths together, wide open, tongues working inside… Kelly wrapping one hand around the back of Gayle’s head, Gayle taking her spare hand away from her own tit, and bringing it up under her girlfreind’s chest, quickly popping a couple of buttons on her blouse and reaching inside to play with her smaller boobs.

Neither of them are stunning - but there’s always something special about seeing a couple of twenty-somethings together - especially when there’s a dog involved... And right now - there’s a dog’s cock locked INSIDE one of the girls whilst they are kissing...

They break that kiss, and Gayle gasps back to her partner, “Thank you for asking… It’s… Wonderful…” - and then they kiss again, and continue kissing and fondling throughout the knotting… The dog holding onto Gayle’s back, looking up at Kelly as she kneels upright to remove her blouse, then hurries to pop the clasp on the back of her bra, releasing a beautiful pair of naturally firm looking 34B tits, before dropping back down infront of her lover for more kisses… Wet and hurried, lips being licked and nibbled as much as caressed… Kelly rolling over onto her back infront of Gayle, sliding in under Gayle, so they are head-above-head, invested, face-to-face - where they can continue kissing and licking each other’s tongues (and chins). Kelly reaches back over her head to fondle both of Gayle’s tits as they hang down, and Gayle uses the hand that isn’t supporting her, to squeeze and massage one of her lover’s boobs…

In a wide shot, we watch as Logan holds tight, still buried in Gayle’s dyke cunt, his balls pulsing, cock twitching, as he pumps semen into her - he seems vaguely confused by the presence of Kelly, and all the kissing sounds, moans of “I love you” and “dirty slut” going back and forth.

As we watch, Kelly pushes herself backward, further under Gayle, so that their mouths are lined up with each other’s tits, and they both start to lick, suck and nibble on each other’s nipples, hands still exploring and holding one another, the sound of their heated breathing, and the occasional, “dyke slut” and “love you” and “dog fucker” comment.

We cut back down to the business end of things - the close up of Logan’s cock in Gayle’s pussy… Her lips spread and wrapped around it, his shaft fat and shiny, pulsing and twitching as he unloads inside her. Her tensing her thighs, shifting position to handle the various sensations - variations on pleasure and pain.

Up at the other end, Gayle is using her one free hand to fight with the buckle of Kelly’s belt, then the buttons of her trousers, trying to pull them open whilst still supporting her body with the other hand. Kelly lets her struggle for a while, then reaches down and helps - raising her arse off the bed, pushing her groin up toward Gayle’s face, and pulling them down over her hips, then down her thighs and down around her shins, spreading her legs a little, not even trying to pull the trousers over her shoes, just leaving them wrapped around her ankles.

Gayle pulls forward again, the dog moving his feet to track with her, almost pulled along by the knot in her cunt… Gayle - with dog ontop and girlfriend below, is clearly in charge now…

Understanding what she’s doing, Kelly shuffles a little more underneath the PE teacher, her mouth moving down toward her lover’s belly, closer to her dog-cock-stuffed pussy… Licking the belly above her face as they shuffle… Looking back at legs and balls of the dog on her lover’s back above her, and reaching up to stroke his side.

As soon as they are overlapping enough, Gayle starts her own licking - stroking her tongue over Kelly’s neatly trimmed little pussy, apparently enjoying giving oral sex as much as Kelly is enjoying receiving it… Or maybe it’s the big fat cock in her sloppy pussy that’s continuing to give her the pleasure.

We move back to a low wide-angle shot - the two slim women in a 69 position, the dog ontop, holding on around the larger woman’s belly, his front paws almost rubbing against Kelly’s boobs, his hindpaws stomping around by her hair as she positions her head right between her lovers knees, and looks up at that stuffed pussy for the best close-up angle a woman could ever have… Inches away from the spot where a dog’s cock is entering her woman… As she watches a drop of cum drips onto her face… Then another… And Kelly can no longer resist… She raises her head slightly and begins licking at Gayle’s clit, and the dog spunk that is collecting at the end of her pussy slit… This makes Gayle jerk and shiver again.

In the 7 series we’ve had so far, and the over 160 women we’ve served… We’ve never previously had a pussy licked whilst it was still being fucked… And Gayle appears to be in heaven as a result. Kelly doesn’t seem to be too far behind.

And then Kelly is taking the lead… Pulling slightly further under her lover, her shoulders up against Gayle’s knees, the top of her head against the dog’s hindpaws as he struggles to hold position - her mouth now under his balls… And she’s kissing them, licking them… Gasping and commenting on how warm they are, and how, “I can feel them throbbing…”

They remain in this position for the remainder of the knotting. It lasted thirteen minutes on set, but we cut it down to a little over two for the broadcast… Watching as Kelly licks the balls, the base of the shaft, and her lover’s pussy lips and clit… Doing our best to keep a clear line of sight, without Kelly’s hair getting in the way. Watching as Gayle licked and sucked at Kelly’s pussy… Hearing Kelly’s occasional comments, “It’s been so long since I licked balls…” and “Oh, that looks amazing!”

And then… As we watch - Kelly’s face is soaked by a stream of dog-spunk as the beast shuffles back from Gayle, and his big knot and long cock slip out - the cock flopping down and hitting Kelly’s forehead on the way… Kelly ignores the cock (she’s been ignoring cock for the last couple of years so this is nothing new to her), and immediately wraps her mouth around Gayle’s whole pussy, and sucks as much cum as she can out - we can tell that her tongue is working the hole like a pro too - especially when she lets her lips off the pussy so we can watching her licking up and down the stretched, pink and very wet pussy lips… The noises Gayle makes during this oral assault are as sexy as anything we’ve ever heard (or seen) on our show before. Loud, deep, orgasmic moans - with lots of Oh God’s mixed in.

Logan pulls free and drops down backwards off his bitch, his paws narrowly missing Kelly’s face as he backs away and retires to a safe distance to watch these strange humans.

Gayle waits until Kelly has licked and sucked her to a loud post-dog-fuck oral orgasm, and then, with her legs shaking and her mouth hanging open, she lifts her knee over Kelly’s head and turns around so that she is able to bring her mouth down to meet Kelly’s dog cum filled mouth… They share another long, very wet, very erotic kiss… Watching two lesbians kiss is always good - knowing they are swapping dogspunk form tongue to tongue adds a level of excellence rarely seen on television!

They break for just long enough for Gayle to look up at Logan, then look down at Kelly again… “How long since you sucked a cock..?” She asks, still breathing hard.

“Too long!” Confirms Kelly, with a wide, cute smile. “It’s been, about, three years... And I’ve NEVER seen one as impressive as that one!!”

We cut to the two women, kneeling opposite each other, either side of Logan’s rear-end. They are now both completely naked as Gayle hurriedly fondles and jerks the dog’s still semi-erect cock back to a workable size… It doesn’t take long - he’s a male, and whilst these ladies aren’t the best he’s ever fucked (he lives with Renae after all), it’s still two young mouths for his cock…

Gayle flips his long, slim cock back between his legs so that it’s pointing backwards between the lesbian couple - then they lean forward and share another kiss, clearly having a lot of fun with all of this now…

Gayle drops her head sideways and quickly takes the end of Logan’s cock into her mouth, looking up at Kelly as she does it. Kelly responds by dropping her mouth to the shaft of the dog’s cock, kissing the thickest part of it, then running her lips and tongue along the shaft to the base, then back up to the tip - and her lover’s mouth… Gayle takes the cock from her mouth and comes up lip-to-lip with Kelly, kissing her, and dribbling a little fresh dogspunk onto her lips…

Now Kelly takes over, slowly but deliberately wrapping her lips around the dog’s cock… Sighing/moaning as she feels a cock in her mouth for the first time in a long time, and tastes spunk from the source… Moves her head back and forward on the shaft, only working the end few inches, whilst Gayle licks his shaft… Working toward his rear end, then up to the fur under his arse, then to his arsehole, and licking that…

We’ve got two lesbians lovers and one sleek Weimaraner… One lady sucking on his cock, the other licking his arsehole… And him standing there looking around like he hasn’t a clue what’s going on, but doesn’t want it to stop, ever.

We pan around to look at the crew, all watching on in silence - very professional, but more than a few bulges in trousers… Richard, our soundman, has the boom mic on one hand, and his cock out in the other, wanking slowly as he watches on… We see Renae filming on her own phone, then looking up and noticing that we’re watching and giving us one of her dimple cheeked smiles.

Then we cut back to the action as the girls switch jobs again, another kiss, a little giggle, and then Gayle is sucking on the end of the dog cock again… And Kelly is watching, smiling…

Gayle points a finger at the dog’s arsehole as she sucks, and indicates with her eyes what she wants to see…

Kelly, not sure she wants to do it, but not wanting to let Gayle down, leans forward, licking her lips, turning her head slightly to look back at Gayle, and puts the side of her mouth to the dog’s arse, pushing her tongue out and to the other side, to flicking over the top of his puckered and still pulsing anus. She keeps it up for a few seconds, then when she feels she’s done enough, she kneels back on her heels, then onto her arse, then leans back on her outstretched hand to watch, with her knees apart and her other hand between her thighs, playing with her pussy.

Gayle continues sucking on the cock, rarely if ever breaking eye contact with Kelly, as she sucks and swallows, smiling occasionally as Kelly comments, “You’re beautiful…” and “You’re amazing”, and of course, “I love you…”

Gayle smiles as she sucks that cock, then points back at Logan’s puckered and pulsing arse... Obviously wanting to see her lover’s tongue on the dog’s butt again.

Kelly sighs, acting reluctant - or possibly genuinely reluctant... But goes right back to it... Leaning in again and poking her tongue out, sliding it across the dog’s arse... Two times, three... Then the tip of her tongue into it... Making her tongue hard so she can push it deeper into him - her eyes closed, trying to ignore what she’s doing.

Gayle continues to suck the cock, keeping her eyes on her lover licking arse... Until, having drunk her fill, she pulls the cock from her mouth and holds it away from her face, and whispers, “You can stop now...”

Kelly moves her head back from the dog’s arse and turns toward her girl... They lean in close and share another long kiss - the tongue that’s just been working the dog’s cock, meeting the tongue that’s just been inside his arsehole... A long, giggly kiss. Both of them amused by it.

They break the kiss and Gayle pushes Kelly over onto her back, then aims Logan’s cock between her lover’s legs so that the next shot of spunk can squirt the couple of feet or so to her flesh… She kisses the side of the shaft, running her tongue along it, as she tells her girlfriend, “We’ve got to get a doggy… Do you want a big one?” As she talks the dog squirts another particularly large jet of cum across the floor.

Kelly smiles back, “A big one, yes… Okay… Or maybe a couple of medium sized ones…”

“Oooohhh!” Smiles Gayle. “I didn’t know you cared so much…”

And then the dog squirts again - a big splash of watery cum shooting over and hitting her girlfriend on the belly…

“I just want to see you doing this all the time!” Coos Kelly, clearly still more turned on by watching Gayle with Logan than by anything she’s done to him herself... Barely acknowledging the cum that’s squirting against her pussy and thighs.

Gayle angles the cock up slightly, and another big squirt shoots out all over her lover’s tits… Kelly massages this in, or wipes it off, we can’t really tell her intent... Then she leans forward further… Waiting… And then being rewarded with another shot of dog-spunk - this time to her face… And her smile suddenly tells us that she’s more into this than we thought...

Renae restarts her hosting duties, leaning in to suggest, “I know you only wanted to watch - but you’ve got to try this… I mean, your lady let you watch her in action… I think it’s only fair if we all get to see you do it now …”

Kelly doesn’t look convinced, but Gayle (still holding and kissing Logan’s shiny shaft) joins in with the encouragement, “Go on… You’ve sucked his cock and licked his arse, the least she can do is try a little sex…”

On the day we filmed the scene - Kelly got onto all fours to let the dog mount her, and we spent a good twenty minutes trying to convince him to do it - patting her arse, telling him to “fuck the slut”… But one way or another he wasn’t interested… We even tried to lift his front legs over the lesbian’s back, but he just climbed off and walked away… Gayle kept him hard the whole time with constant sucking and gentle touching, possibly over stimulating him.

When we rejoin the action on the show itself, Kelly is down on her hands and knees, with Gayle kneeling beside her, both of them looking more than a little frustrated. Kelly looking back over her shoulders as Renae backs the big beast up behind her. “We don’t usually do this… But I don’t want to disappoint you…”

The former pornstar swings her pet’s cock backward between his powerful thighs, and aims the ugly angled tip toward Kelly’s pussy… Gayle leans in helpfully, putting a hand on each side of the pussy and pulling it on so that Renae can slot the canine cock right in… It takes a little pushing and shoving before it slides it - but our shy lesbian is now experiencing the dirty delights of a dildogging session…

She rocks back and forward on her knees, just a few inches, pushing herself on and off the shaft - sometimes coming too far forward so that the whole thing pops out of her, then returning to enjoy the feeling of penetration again. Renae makes sure it’s always at the right angle for her to slip right back onto it… The little lady doesn’t make any noise, but the look of concentration on her face, the half-smile, and the closed eyes, all suggest that she’s enjoying herself…

Gayle moves around infront of her and lays on her back, offering her pussy to her girlfriend - and Kelly drops down from hands and knees, to elbows/forearms and knees, bringing her face down to that post-dog-fuck cunt… Looking up at Gayle as she licks at it. Gayle offering her encouragement from infront, whilst Renae giggles, “OOOhhhh lucky girls… I’d swap places with either one of you right now!”

They continue in this mode for a few minutes - Kelly dildogging herself on Logan’s big dick, whilst eating her lover’s pussy. Renae behind them holding her dog’s cock out, looking from the action up to the camera and pulling a face to indicate that this is dirty stuff…

Kelly doesn’t cum… But she seems quite satisfied as she shuffle/crawls forward, letting that big cock pull free of her pussy, and crawls up ontop of her partner - the two young lesbians going belly to belly, chest to chest and face to face, and sharing a loving kiss, as Renae continues to aim Logan’s cock at them - letting the last little tank-on-empty squirt of cum shoot over the girls legs.

And as the lovers kiss and hug each other, and whisper sweet nothings that we can’t quite pick up on our microphones, we pan away to Renae and Logan, with her patting and stroking his head and face, telling him what a good boy he is - noting that, “I hope you’ve got something left for me tonight!” - and we fade out...

Then cut back to a mid-shot of Kelly, sitting upright, topless, firm boobs shiny with dog-cum and Gayle-spit.

We hear Renae’s squeaky voice off camera saying, “Let’s make this official...”

Kelly smiles, then speaks in a loud and confident teacher’s voice... “Hello, my name is Kelly Benton... I’m 27 years old, I’m from London... I’m a teacher, I’m a lesbian, I’m in love with Gayle McGhee... And I LOVE DOGSEX!”

Then the Gayle moves in behind her lover and the two topless, young, semi-attractive dogslut dyke, both wave to camera, smiling and say, “Thank you United Kingdom of Zoo!”

A fresh title, “Series 9, Episode 1: Gayle McGhee (29), AND Kelly Benton (27) from London” fills the screen, then we fade out again, and this time it’s the end of the show.

Series 9, Episode 2: Yvonne Batty (57), from Folkstone

After the excesses of the last episode, it’s time to return to something a little more sedate... And it doesn’t get more sedate than Folkstone on a Wednesday afternoon...

We open with an establishing shot of a very narrow street, with three- and four-story buildings jutting up on either side of us and curving away from us. The road is barely wide enough for two cars to drive in opposite directions, and the sidewalk on either side barely wide enough to two people to walk side-by-side… Every shopfront appears to be either a café/restaurant, a pub, or a betting shop.

We pan around to look the opposite way along the street, and see our hostess of the week walking toward us with her happy golden retriever by her side. It’s our slutty Polish princess - wearing her usual ripped-jeans and t-shirt combination, which is both extremely casual, and very sexy at the same time.

She introduces herself as she walks, her ever present Eastern European accent clear, and her voice loud enough to turn heads from passing members of the public. “Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Petra Johnson, and this handsome devil is my lover, Odin… This week, we are in Folkstone, in the south of England, to meet a very understanding wife, and a husband who is about to have his dream come true…”

We cut to a mid-shot of a married couple as they walk along the street, ignoring our cameras, apparently checking menus of various restaurants. She is one of our older guests, her dark hair tied up behind her head, loose strands at the front hanging down either side of her red-cheeked face. She looks like she would have been a good-looker in her day, but that day was decades ago. Beside her, her husband is a few years older, and quite a few kilos heavier.

We cut to a close-up as she introduces herself direct to camera, her voice soft and friendly, perhaps a little shy. “I’m Yvonne… Yvonne Batty. I’m 57 years old… And today… I will be having sex with a dog!” She almost sighs the last part, with a resigned tone.

Then we’re back to the mid-shot of the couple window shopping as Yvonne continues her voice-over. “Neal has often told me of his little fantasy to see me having sex with a dog, and I’ve always said it’s fine for him to think about it, but it’s never, gonna, happen…”

Cut to the pair of them sitting on the couch in their living room. It’s a modest home, slightly dated, but neat and tidy.

“I always wanted to watch a woman have sex with a dog.” Says Neal. “And when I met Yvonne, I couldn’t help but imagine her doing it. It took me ages to build up the courage to tell her that I thought about it... And when I did, it was a bit of an anti-climax, she said there was no chance, but at least she didn’t get mad at me. I thought that was a good sign…” He says, then he chuckles a little, “So I just kept chipping away at her…”

Yvonne chuckles to herself, looking down, partly shame, partly embarrassment. “30 years of it… Would you do this? Would you do that? If we got a dog, would you try it? It was endless. Finally, we were watching the show last year, and he asked me again, and I thought ‘he’s never going to stop asking, so I’m just going to have to do it!’”

Neal looks very smug. A child at Christmas. Yvonne looks resigned to her fate, but not entirely comfortable with it.

“And you’re ready to do it?” Petra asks.

Yvonne nods, “Yes. As ready as I’ll ever be. It’s his birthday next week. He can consider this the best present he’ll ever bloody get!”

“You understand that if you want to stop at any time, you just have to say..?” Petra confirms.

Yvonne nods again, swallows, “I understand, but once I’ve started there isn’t much point in stopping is there. I mean, once I’m a dogslut, I’m a dogslut whether I finish it or not!”

Petra turns to Neal, holding the microphone out to him, “And how do you feel about that, Neal?”

He smiles, taking Yvonne’s hand and squeezing it. “I love the idea of being married to a dogslut… I’m praying she’s going to enjoy it - that way maybe she’ll do it again. I can finally buy that dog and train him to service my wife… Get to watch her with him all the time… I’ll be in heaven!”

“Keep dreaming.” Sighs Yvonne, shaking her head a little.

Next thing we know, Yvonne is on her feet, standing dead still. A fixed expression on her face as Neal moves behind her and unzips her dress. Her face tightens as the dress falls away around her body, dropping to the floor in a circle around her feet. Her body is pale and soft, chunky rather than fat, it’s clear that she’s never seen the inside of a gym. Those breasts look as big out of the dress as they did in it - sitting in D-cups begging to be motor-boated. Her belly is soft without protruding, her hips wide. She’s wearing black lingerie. A lacey bra and g-string panty set, black stockings and suspenders. It’s the gear they bought today at the lingerie shop.

She barely changes her stance, but moves her hands across her crotch, clearly nervous about the world seeing what’s between her legs. Whilst her hands are down there, her husband unhooks her bra and strips it slowly away from her boobs. She doesn’t try to stop him, but she doesn’t try to help him either. Her boobs are large, and they suffer without support, sagging down, nipples angled downwards (though not pointing down at the floor). Breastfeeding has taken its toll.

“Isn’t she beautiful?” He asks, reaching through under her arms to cup her big round tits, acting as a human bra for her. She might not be ‘beautiful’ to us, but she clearly is to him. She leans back against him, half for comfort, half because she’s worried her legs are about to give out under her from the nerves.

“Now,” he says with a smile, looking around, “Where’s this doggy that’s going to fuck my wifey?”

We cut to a shot of Petra crouching down to unhook Odin’s collar - letting him move free… And he immediately skips over toward our guest… Raising his head as he approaches, sticking his nose up between her thighs and sniffing at her pussy…

Yvonne looks a little bemused. Neal loves it - smiling broadly, and joking that, “I hope it’s a while since he had anyone - Yvonne needs a good seeing to?”

Petra grins back, “Don’t you worry about Odin… He won’t let you down!”

Neal takes over as director… Taking one of Yvonne’s hands, and with her other hand on her shoulder almost forcing her to her knees. I should stress that his wife doesn’t struggle at all, she’s happy to be controlled. “Now, I want you to give this big boy a kiss…”

He eases her toward the Labrador, and she bends forward to welcome him with open arms… He starts to lick her face before she’s able to even get her hands on him. She lets him soak her - her mouth closed - not disgusted, just not sure how to react.

“Go on then, love… Kiss him back… You love a bit of tongue…” Says Neal.

Yvonne says nothing, just slowly lets her mouth open and allows his long tongue to slip inside - eyes widening as she experiences this most peculiar new sensation.

She stays in there, slowly opening her mouth wider to let the dog kiss longer and deeper. Odin is hungry for her, digging in deep, exploring her mouth, enjoying that human taste… Until she finally gags a little and has to back off with a little cough, but flashing a smile to the camera and an almost apologetic look toward her husband.

“My God…” We hear him saying as he leans into her ear. “That was hot..! You look amazing, luv!”

Then Odin is standing over her again, standing next to her, leaning against her soft white boobs. He’s clearly keen to move to the next level… And Neal knows what she needs to do next, “Go on love, give him a wank… Just pretend it’s me…”

Yvonne looks at her husband like he’s mad. There’s no way she can pretend the dog is him… But she doesn’t object to fondling his cock anyway. We begin to get the impression that she wants to do this more than Neal thinks she does.

She reaches under the Labrador’s hairy belly to start fondling his big cock, rubbing the flat palm of her hand along the underside of his sheath, pressing the hidden shaft up against his belly. Half smiling to the side and commenting that “It’s getting hard already…” and, “I didn’t think it would be this easy…”

Her husband comments from off camera, “You’re a natural, baby… Don’t stop…”

Then we’re looking at an inch of dog-cock, still thin and pink, and looking very wet - then two inches, and three as Yvonne pulls the sheath back to reveal more. She looks over to her husband, “Does that look good to you?” She pauses, making eye contact with him. “It looks… Mouthwatering… To me!!”

He smiles broadly and takes a deep breath, loving his wife playing along with his fantasy. “Go ahead and give it a suck if you want! I won’t be offended…”

Yvonne scoffs as if to question whether anything would offend him - then she’s taking a good, close look under Odin’s belly and licking her lips.

Without letting go of his meat, she alters her position and slips down onto the floor under him - then wriggles around until her head is under his belly, her face inches from that still growing cock…

The look on her face is a mixture of joy and awe. She licks her lips, opens her mouth, and moves closer to wrap his lips around just the tip of the cock… Sucking the flat end, lower lip a little along the shaft, top lip on the head… Sucking… Tasting the first little squirts of pre-cum.

We hear Neal again, “Ooooohhh God, that’s fucking filthy…” He gasps, then continues, “Keep going baby, keep going… You look awesome…”

She works slowly, gradually sucking more of his shaft into her mouth - her eye contact flicking between the camera and her husband, clearly loving us looking down on her. Letting her mouth open just a little to let dog cum trickle from the corners and dribble down her jaw toward her ears as she continues to blow dog.

“Don’t waste it, Yvonne…” Suggests her husband, “Swallow the lot…”

She smiles a little around the dog’s shaft and keeps on sucking, sealing her lips around it and making a big deal of swallowing whatever is in her mouth - then she’s back to her regular sucking action.

Her head rises and falls from the floor, taking more and less of the shaft, bringing the top of her head almost up to his belly. Keeping going until she can’t wait to move to the next stage… Then pulling the cock out and holding it over her big tits, letting him continue to squirt his little jets of pre-cum onto them. Laughing with her husband.

“How do you feel, baby?” He asks her.

She replies, “Dirty!” with a smile, “Very very dirty!”

We cut away to a shot of Petra watching on, a smile on her face - always happy to see a lady having fun with her puppy…

Then we’re back to a wide-angle side-shot of Odin, standing happily over the older lady, and allowing her to hold his cock over her tits whilst he squirts his juices onto her soft flesh. He shuffles a little as she puts her mouth back to the end of his cock and presses her tongue to the tip… Wriggling it a little, then slurping just the ugly flat end between her lips, sucking up the cum. She does this a few times, then pulls it away from her mouth, looking up at either the camera or her husband, it’s hard to tell from our angle.

“I’m ready now, I think…” She says.

“Oh, you’re so ready!” Confirms Neal.

She slips out from under the Labrador and assumes the position on her hands and knees. Petra moves in to guide her to her elbows and knees into the right position, bending her into position - arse up in the air - round and pale, her knees shoulder width apart, big boobs hanging down toward the floor… From the rear we note that her pussy lips are a little apart, the inside pink and glistening… She’s more than ready…

We shift into a wide shot to see the next sequence in one shot - as Odin moves up behind her and quickly mounts her, front legs either side of her body, his chest on her back, a gap behind his belly and her arse, then that magical point where his cock meets her rear end… He’s not inside her yet, and his hard cock is just resting on her behind, almost slipping between her butt-cheeks.

She reaches back between her thighs with one hand, keeping her weight on the other, and opens her wet pussy lips even wider with her fingers - Odin continues shuffling behind and over her, slowly jerking his cock against her, the shiny hard shaft rubbing against her arse.

“Put him in, baby… Help him in…” Begs her husband.

She reaches back between her legs again, and at full stretch manages to take hold of his member and steer it down toward her wet and waiting pussy…

As soon as she positions the fat tip of his cock between those moist pussy lips he begins pumping furiously - and all of a sudden she couldn’t stop him even if she wanted to. He drives his cock into her - deep into her… Six inches deep, then seven… Right the way up to first signs of his knot in a couple of fast thrusts…

She gasps and moans with every one of his fast strokes. Looking up at her partner and flashing him an open-mouthed smile, laughing a little between the moans as her big boobs jiggle around under her.

Neal reacts with an “Oh my fucking God, that’s so fucking sexy…” and we won’t argue - because this woman, who might not be the best looking, and might not have the best body, is taking an amazing pounding from the hound - and she’s taking it like a champion!

Yvonne is a natural - whilst many of our guests look scared, or awkward, and take time to settle into the fuck, this lady is completely at home under the dog from the very first mount… She takes his cock like it’s meant to be in her cunt - she handles his pounding as if she does it every day - and best of all, she’s clearly enjoying it! Her moaning continues throughout the fuck, turning her head to smile toward her husband every few seconds - taking almost as much pleasure from the awed look on his face as she does from the size and warmth of the dog’s cock inside her pussy.

Odin continues to pound at her feverishly. Sometimes these ‘slightly older’ woman, with their over-used pussies, loosened up by childbirth and decades of sex, are more fun for the dogs to fuck, providing just enough tightness, but not too much. We might prefer to watch the pretty young ones, but the dog’s seem to enjoy the older ones.

As she is fucked, she continues looking to the side at her husband as he rubs his crotch, watching the beast fucking his wife, saying “Oooooh, that’s fucking beautiful, baby… You look amazing…”

There’s so much love between husband and wife, but no love from the dog to his bitch - that’s pure fucking filthiness… Big ugly canine cock being jagged hard into soft female flesh. Dark hair against her pale skin. His mouth open, yellowing teeth and long wet tongue up against her pleasant woman-next-door look. It’s the classic combination that’s kept our show high in the rankings. Nasty-dog-fucks-nice-lady.

We can tell she’s having fun - but it’s actually hard to tell whether the look of relaxation and delight on her face is a result of the pleasure of the dog’s cock swelling and pounding in her pussy, or from the love she is sharing with her husband - they are so into this as a couple. Odin, of course, doesn’t care - he’s operating on a purely physical basis and this is obvious from the furious nature of his jerking, pounding, speedy fucking action and the desperation with which he is clinging around her waist and pulling himself onto her back. He’s fucking her, and looking over toward Petra to make sure she approves… We catch sight of her, fingering her nipples as she watches - she’s enjoying the show too!

The sex itself, as usual, is over in barely over a minute - and he is virtually stationary on top of her. Her face has now twisted a little from the relaxed, pleasured look of a few seconds ago, to a strained, borderline pained expression.

“Can you feel his knot?” Asks Neal, having studied plenty of videos he knows what to expect, what the signs are, and what he’s been looking forward to...

Yvonne manages to force out a, “Yes… It’s big… It’s… It’s fucking amazing… And it’s big…” She pauses… Then adds with a hint of fear, “It hurts… I hope it doesn’t get much bigger…” She blows through it, wincing, but still smiling…

We cut to a side-angle, our favourite wide view, in which we can see this middle-aged bitch on her knees, with her tits squashed on the floor and her arse in the air, the dog half perched on top of her, buried eight inches deep inside her, front paws around her. Just the right amount of strain on her face - in pain, but enjoying it. She reaches out a hand toward Neal who takes it in his. He holds his wife’s hand as the beast pumps warm doggy semen into her belly.

“I love you, baby…” She whispers to him, a look of slightly increased pain crossing her face for a moment.

“I love you too, baby…” Neal confirms. He then looks at Petra… “Can he go arse-to-arse? I really want to see her arse-to-arse with him…”

Petra checks with Yvonne, who confirms that she wants that, but quietly asks our host to “Please be careful… This is hurting a bit more than I expected…”

Petra helps to lift Odin’s big front paws off Yvonne, then carefully turns him around, manoeuvring her into position, one limb at a time - front laws on the floor to her side, then lifting one hind-leg up and over her rear end, letting him twist away… As he turns Yvonne squeezes her husband’s hand and makes some involuntary “oowww” noises - a combination of pain and surprise, with a “Nooooo” mixed in, and a touch of pleasure. She stops moaning when the dog is arse-to-arse with her. Pausing as a warm feeling fills her - the pain is gone, and all she’s left with is the feeling of a huge cock in her pussy. Everyone looks pretty happy with this situation.

Neal stays infront of them the whole time, kneeling infront of his wife, hand-in-hand. He indicates his hand and jokes to camera that, “I thought she was going to break my hand there… Bit painful!”

His wife flashes him a quick look of disapproval - as if to say, “YOU’RE in pain!?”

We cut back to a close-up to the arse-to-arse connection, the dog’s cock back between his legs, still jammed into Yvonne’s pussy, that fat knot pulling against her… Straining her flesh… Looking like it’s about to explode out of her…

“Can we…?” Neal says, pointing down with his spare hand, either toward Yvonne’s head, or possibly his crotch.

Petra responds, “So long as she’s happy to do it, you can do whatever you want. Don’t worry about us...”

With that Neal rises up on his knees, unzips his pants and pulls out his semi-erect cock right infront of Yvonne’s face.

“Oh, is that how it is, eh?” She asks, already moving her mouth toward his cock.

“Well,” says Neal, trying to remain nonchalant, “He’s had his sucked, seems like I should get some too…”

Then Yvonne is a pig-on-a-spit. Big dog’s cock jammed in her pussy, squirting doggy cum into her belly - husband’s half erect cock in her mouth, beginning to grow.

They stay like this for a few minutes - her sucking her husband to a full erection, and appearing to enjoy that almost as much as she enjoyed sucking the dog’s cock. The dog standing impassively behind her, his cock back between his legs and jammed into her pussy.

Then, out of nowhere, the handsome Labrador leans away from her and pulls… Her expression changes and she lets her husband’s cock fall out of her mouth… “Ohhhh, Gaaawwwdd!” She moans, “It’s coming out… It’s…” And then she’s biting her lip, eyes tight shut, twisting her face up… Dealing with the pain…

Meanwhile, Neal has taken hold of his own cock and is furiously wanking infront of her face. We did our best to hide this in the edit, focussing on her pussy as...

Half of the knot pulls free... A loud, wet farting noise as cum squirts out of her pussy under pressure, splashing on her arse-cheek. The dog ending up at an awkward angle and Yvonne reacting to the sudden jolt of pain by almost twisting around. She reaches back between her thighs and wraps her fingers around his knot, holding it in place as best she can… If the first half hurt that much, she doesn’t want the second half to pop out whilst it’s still this big.

She’s breathing even harder than before… “You owe me big!” She snarls to Neal through clenched teeth. Neal isn’t paying attention, he’s about to… About… He’s cumming on her head. Strings of sticky cum shooting against her forehead and into her hair.

She drops her head and twists to avoid the cum - and then in one of the great the anti-climaxes of television history the other half of Odin’s big knot just slides free… Making Yvonne sigh and relax rather than yelp… Then, as she lets go of his cock, the rest slides out, and she sighs again as it comes free altogether.

“Ohhh, that’s the best feeling…” She sighs, resting forward on one hand, bringing other back to sweep hair from her face, inadvertently smearing Neal’s cum up from her forehead through her hair.

She looks up into camera. “It was nice having it in me, actually being fucked by a dog… But it’s lovely having it out, but still knowing I’ve been fucked by a dog… All the dirty feelings with none of the pain… But it’s worth having it in there just to take it out again…” She half laughs. “I’ll do it again just so I can stop again!” It’s clear from the way she’s talking, the arch of her back, the goose-bumps on her naked flesh, and her erect nipples, that she is indeed feeling pretty good right now. Not orgasmic, but very satisfied.

As she’s talking, Odin turns around, and after a little prompting and an arse-slap from Petra, he’s on clean-up duty… Licking at her pussy, wolfing down all of his cum as it leaks out.

This is enough to put the dirty slut into a mini-trance - mouth open, pausing to enjoy his tongue again… Smiling and breathing hard… “OOooooohhh that’s it… That’s it….”

He licks on intently and she settles in, letting her chest down to the floor and giving him the freedom of her rear end - lick all you like… She doesn’t look like she’s going to cum… But she’s clearly enjoying it. She turns her head a little toward her husband and comments, “OOooohh, yyoooouuu could learn a lesssssooonn from this fellaaaaaa!” and Neal reacts by dropping in beside Odin behind his wife, watching closely as the dog licks her, then edging it to lick at her himself… His tongue against her dog-spunk filled cunt, the dog stepping back to watch - confused to see a man doing this… As Neal backs away, a sour look on his face, the dog jumps in again to give her a real licking… And she’s moaning again…

We fade through from this to a post-fuck scene… Yvonne, sitting upright, but leaning back on one hand, her big boobs hanging free, slightly reddened and sweaty… Odin is laid out next to her, resting after his hard work, happy, his mouth open and tongue out. She’s stroking him with her free hand. Neal is next to her, his cock now flaccid and tucked back into her trousers (although we note his flies are still open).

They half interview each other for us.

Neal asks, “Was that everything I told you it would be?”

She smiles back at him, speaking like she’s still a little out of breath. “Oh yeah… I think so… Was it worth waiting for?”

Neal smiles, “OOoohhh yeah! Definitely. But I don’t want to wait another 30 years to see it again…”

“Don’t worry, you won’t have to…” She smiles. “So tell me… How did you like the taste of dog-spunk?”

Neal doesn’t look so impressed. “Yeah, I got a bit carried away there… That was a bit of a shocker!”

Yvonne laughs at her husband’s discomfort, then adds, “Well, next time, you’re going to suck the dog’s cock with me… It’s only fair… I think that’s MY fantasy now… To watch YOU get fucked by a dog and suck his cock!”

Neal doesn’t look too happy - but he doesn’t say no… Leaning in to kiss his wife instead, not overly passionate, but full and deep… And when they break off Neal looks a little bitter again, and she licks her lips , laughing, “Still plenty of his spunk on my lips too, isn’t there?!”

As they joke and kiss we fade out for another show - happy to know that another loving couple of joined the United Kingdom of Zoo.

Series 9, Episode 3: Liu Danying (39), from Peterborough

An establishing shot of a large, grand and historical looking building set in beautiful green gardens. This is Orton Hall. Next to the hall, an old church… Around them, several newer structures - tasteful extensions - have been added. One of them contains a Health Spa. We take in the quiet beauty of the complex for a moment, then…

Then we pan on a sexy young lady - long dark hair hangs down over her shoulders, red lips glisten… She’s tall, slim and beautiful, with a lovely figure (highlighted by a figure hugging wool-knit dress that covers her from neck to knee without hiding anything), and she has a big wide Rottweiler, standing beside her and looking friendly rather than menacing.

She speaks confidently, her Yorkshire accent strong, but not so strong as to distract from what she’s saying. “Hello, and welcome to another episode of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’. I’m Kimberly Milner, and I’m here to introduce you to another lovely lady, and to introduce her to a dirty dog…” She smiles, looking down at her Rottweiler, who looks up at her and as if on cue, licks his chops… “Aren’t we boy..? Yeahsss…”

We cut to inside the building, in a room set up for massage therapy. We’re looking at an Asian woman in a neat, white - almost medical style - clothing. Her hair is long, straight, and black, her forehead very long, then there’s the classic narrow Chinese eyes, small nose, and an almost lipless mouth. Her skin is tight - the result of a derma-peel performed a few days in advance of our visit because she wanted to look her best for the recording session.

She’s leaning toward us, resting her hands on the massage bed, and smiling as she introduces herself. “Hallo… My name Liu Danying - I 39. Massage therapy from Peterbuuuhhrr - an’, my husband want me have sex with a daaaag!” She smiles, indicating that her husband’s desire clearly doesn’t upset her.

We cut an image of her rear as we follow her through from the massage room, out into the waiting room - she’s doing her best to move her arse seductively, but she barely has an arse… No hips anyway…

In the waiting room we see her husband, Ji, forty-something and dull, sitting on a couch. Liu turns to look into camera and begins her monologue - she’s quite animated, playing it up for the camera.

“I always love the sex, so I like have sex a lot. My husband tell me year ago that he want me be happy… And so I keep having the sex. It don’t mean nothing, it just for fun… He say he don’t like me having sex with round eye man, but I know he get hard when I tell him I did. I think he jealous of me!”

She looks over at him, he keeps a straight face - looking frustrated and angry with her, but making no attempt to stop her or complain.

“Now he say that if I want sex so much I must have sex with dog… And he get very much hard… I like that too. I like husband hard. I like dog… I can’t lose. I can’t wait!”

“So you DO find doggies attractive?” Kimberly checks.

Liu looks at her like she’s an idiot. “Do dog got cock? Yes… So I like dog!”

We cut to a wider shot of the masseuse… Still in her neat white uniform, looking clean and tidy. She’s clearly been watching the show over the last year - and she knows exactly how to do the ‘UK of Zoo’ clap - stepping toward the camera and bringing her hands together infront of the lens, blocking the frame for a second - during which we cut to…

Liu naked. Her body unspectacular, but unoffensive. Slimmish, with a soft belly and small boobs, her arms and legs bordering on skinny, pussy thick and dark - and a big smile… She loves this.

Behind her, we can see Kimberly in her tight dress, crouching down next to Tank and kissing him on the side of the head as she unhooks his collar, whispering, “Okay handsome… Time to have some fun…”, but still holding his collar.

Liu’s husband instructs her to, “Get on the floor like the whore you are!”

She does as she’s told, the corner of her mouth turned up in a half smile - like she’s confident she’s putting one over on the old man. He wants to teach her a lesson by making her fuck the dog - but she wants to fuck the dog!

On the floor, on hands and knees - then lowering her small boobs to the course industrial carpet, taking her weight on her chest, and reaching back with both hands to grab an arse-cheek in each. Her knees are spread wide apart and her shapeless little bottom is spread open for business - her pussy virtually gaping. She moves one hand between her thighs and begins to play with her pussy - blowing kisses back between her legs to the big dark, monster.

“Go on then, Tank, go get her!” Instructs Kimberly. She rubs him on the head and lets go of his collar, and the dog immediately gets to his feet and scrambles over toward the older lady.

As he reaches her, Liu reaches her hand back toward him - the smell and taste of her pussy is all over her finger-tips and it drives the big Rottie wild. He sniffs and licks her fingers, then moves immediately to her pussy. Licking at is from behind, his wide tongue working her slot whilst his cold nose splits her arse-cheeks wide. The warm tongue and cold nose make for an interesting combination and the slut’s heartbeat and breathing both speed up considerably.

She looks to the side at her husband, with a wide smile on her face and a wicked glint in her eye, and asks, “You want see me fuck him?” She almost seems to be playing up the Chinese broken-English side of her accent, playing the ignorant immigrant. “I want fuck the dog for you, daaaarling…”

The darling is just a little too drawn out and obviously sarcastic - but Ji doesn’t seem to notice.

Tank clearly likes the taste of Chinese snatch because he’s digging in like it’s going out of stock. Angling his body, lowering his shoulders, pushing his snout closer. He’s doing a very good job, and she lets him know - ignoring hubby and focusing on the dog. “Ooooh, yes… That’s it…. Keep doing that… Lick my dirty pussy, daaaaagy!”

She’s breathing hard, her face reddening a little, turning shiny as she approaches her first dog-gasm… She moves a little from one side to the other, then stops dead still - every muscle appearing to tense… Not even breathing… Face contorted into a silent cry… A couple of seconds where the only thing moving is the dog as he licks… Then she cums… She cums like a thunder storm, loud noises and wild movements… “Oh fuck… Oh yes… There… There… YYyeeeaaaahhh!”

It all becomes too much for her and she rolls away from the beast to catch her breath, two hands down between her thighs protecting her now super-sensitive pussy. After a couple of seconds she’s recovered enough to open her eyes and look up - and that’s when we cut to a wide shot to show that Tank is still standing over her, with his big cock hanging half out of his sheath, looking almost too good for any girl to resist… And Liu can’t resist it…

She rolls over and positions herself on her knees behind him, trying to figure out how to draw his sheath back to fully expose his shaft… Kimberly steps in from behind camera to offer some brief, but expert, assistance - demonstrating how to ease the furry sheath back along the shaft, then hold the shaft and ease sheath over the little semi-formed knot at the base… She then flips the whole thing back between her pets hind legs where we can see in properly - before handing it off carefully to our Asian guest.

Taking a careful grip on the tool, Liu takes another look over at her husband… “You want me suck it now?” She barely pauses for his answer, her mouth already open waiting infront of the hard canine cock.

She takes a breath, lets out a little giggle, and then leans in toward the dog’s rear end, bringing his cock up to meet her mouth, and taking it inside - making just about the whole thing disappear in a single gulp. She works the shaft in and out of her mouth, over and over, at a pretty good pace… A smile visible around the shiny shaft… She loves this!

She holds his cock at the base, holding it straight back so that she can continue to swallow up that big shaft. Taking it right to the back of her throat… Pausing and holding it there. Almost choking but not quite.

We can see Ji moving in the background, getting a good look at his wife in action. He steps in and almost shouts his instruction to her. He too speaks in almost deliberately over the top ‘Asian-English’… “Lick his ass… I want see you tongue in there!”

She looks up at him, with the cock deep in her mouth, then turns her head a little to look up into camera… Smiles a little around the cock, then draws the whole thing slowly out. Swallowing the pre-cum in her mouth, licking her lips.

She looks up at her husband and smirks a little, “Of course… I lick his ass for you… Anything for you…” Again, the sarcasm is clear.

Still holding his big cock in one hand, she takes the other and grabs the base of his tail, raising it up to expose his brown arsehole… Then looking into camera again with a little smile, before leaning in closer toward the dog’s arse and flicking the tip of her tongue over it. She giggles at how dirty her behaviour is, then goes in for another lick - longer this time, with more pressure, the tip of her tongue against his arsehole… Then punching inside… Then she’s tongue-fucking Tank’s arsehole… And she’s enjoying it… And so, apparently, is the dog!

She pulls her mouth away from his arse and takes another suck on the tip of his cock… Then switches back from cock to arsehole - from sucking to tonguing… Then back to the cock… Another couple of head bobs… Then turning to her husband again… “You like me sucking his cock, or licking his butt?”

Ji still isn’t smiling, he looks and sounds angry as he says, “You having too much fun… I want to see him fuck you!”

“Oh yes please…” She responds with a little cackle.

She changes position, taking up the classic doggy-style stance on hands and knees, and crawls around beside the Rottweiler - who quickly takes not of her new position and begins to show an immediate interest. “You want fuck me now, doggy?” She says in her best Asian whore English.

She crawls around a little more, turning to show Tank her arse, wiggling it a little. It’s not the most shapely of arses, in classic Asian style there isn’t a lot of it, but all the important elements are there - right in the middle of her thighs - an arse crack featuring a neat little brown star, then below that a big coconut of a cunt, neat and tidy pussy lips but a very hairy pussy. That cunt stands proud, pushed back between her slim thighs, waiting to be explored.

She looks back over her shoulder to make sure the big beast is following her. He is… And then he’s no longer following, he’s mounting… His big body coming down on her back, his front paws scraping her sides and scratching at her thighs as he takes hold of her. Before he’s even inside her, she’s already started - “Give it to me… Give it to be bay-bee…” Moaning and pumping her hips back toward him.

The dog kicks the action up to another level now - jerking his cock at her rear, fast and short. The tip waving and wobbling around between her legs and under her pussy… She enjoys this non-penetrative action, the dog keen to fuck her but unable to begin, but still heavy and hairy on her back… “Give to to me… Give me big cock…”

Kimberly slips in behind the dog, reaching up between his hind legs and fondling for a grip on his shaft. As soon as she takes hold the dog raises the frenzied pace of his activity - pumping against her grip as she steers him up to Liu’s cunt… Runs the tip of his cock down the middle of the Chinese woman’s sex… And then between those lips… And inside…

As soon as Tank feels flesh on both sides of his cock he doubles his efforts - pushing hard and deep right away, causing her to gasp, “Ooooohhhhh!”

She keeps her arms straight, which keeps her shoulders high, leaving the dog ramming away at her backside but resting his head on her back. Her mouth is open and her breathing ragged, with the occasional wincing ‘hurt’ look on her face as the angle of the dog’s cock changes, or he shifts position.

It doesn’t last long, maybe a minute, probably less, then the dog suddenly stops and pulls away… His big cock flopping out of her cunt and swinging between his legs as he stands a few feet away from her. She doesn’t move, just stays on all fours catching her breath as cum drips out of her pussy onto the carpet.

Kimberly moves in again, and pats Liu’s little arse, encouraging her dog to, “Finish her… Come on, boy… Give it some more…”

Tank circles around, looking around and away from our guest - he looks like sex with this slut isn’t exactly the best experience he’s had… Then licks at her pussy and arse a little bit, standing behind her looking generally disinterested.

Kimberly stands astride his back, her tight dress/skirt pulled up beyond her knees, she lifts the dog back into position onto of this Chinese slut. Placing the heavy beast on her back, then reaching down under her crotch to re-slot the dog’s fat cock into her sloppy pussy.

Liu moans as Tank begins a second, slower but still intense, fuck.

His big hairy bulk resting heavy on her back, fore-legs wrapped around her again, slamming his cock into her as she looks at her husband and wails, very fakely, “Oh, he hurt me… Make him stop… Make him stop hurt me!” But she can’t help laughing again, confirming she’s taking the piss.

The dog slows down and steadies himself… Holding on, just standing over her, his belly wrapped around her arse. He might be still, but she’s still moving, backing up against his belly and bouncing against him to make the sex feel better and to force his cock deeper.

It may feel good for her, but it apparently doesn’t do anything for the beast… He doesn’t look particularly interested, and he’s soon pulling back and dismounting, his big cock slopping out of her pussy, and then he’s wondering away.

She gasps as his cock exits her body for the second time, but she stays in the kneeling position, looking back over her shoulder at the dog as he wonders away, then we switch to a close-up of her pussy, the dog’s cum against dripping out and down onto the carpet, making a dark little tell-tale stain for her managers and staff to see tomorrow.

Liu crawls over toward her husband with dog cum still dribbling down her inner thighs. She’s out of breath - well fucked… Snarling… “I think I learn my lesson, darling… Unless you want get another dog and teach me again…”

Ji’s face is as hard and blank as ever. “You think you smart - but everyone know you a slut now!” He spits. “Cheap little dogslut!”

Liu smiles. Still very playful and clearly not regretting a thing. Genuinely proud and happy to say, “Yes… But I’m your cheap little dogslut, my husband! Everyone know I do it for you! Only for you! You the pervert, not me!!” She pulls a face to suggest she’s been ‘wronged’, but we don’t buy it for a second. We know she wanted this as much as he did - and she enjoyed it a lot more.

It’s on this image - his face stern and unforgiving, hers glistening and with that big sarcastic smile - that we fade out for the episode.

We fade back in very briefly on a candid, behind the scenes shot of Liu and Ji hugging, her naked body against his suit. In this shot, she looks like the frustrated and sad one, not quite in tears, but not far off... And he looks like the controlling one… The tables are turned - reality has hit home for her, understanding that she’s just sucked and fucked a dog on camera and everyone she knows will be watching it… And suddenly we, the audience, feel a sympathy for her that we didn’t have before - and we see the strength of their relationship, which suddenly seems a lot more loving….

And then we fade out again.

Series 9, Episode 4: Wendy Smith (28), from Barry

We open with an establishing montage - shots of a classic 1960’s school campus - brick and glass, with lots of green wooden panels, everything very square, flat roofs, boring. Kids spilling out - scruffy kids in white shirts and black trousers… Jumping infront of the camera as they pass. Some of them trying to look cool, one girl in particular striking a pose, skirt up to show off her thigh, hand behind head - but far too young to be the subject of our show… Then we’re in the staff car-park - a nice car-park with spaces arranged around a central garden with trees and benches, a quiet space for teachers to enjoy away from the students.

Walking out from between those trees, toward camera, speaking like a professional tv host - albeit a scruffy, fat, cockney one - it’s our only male host, Dennis… This week, rather than having his handsome Doberman by his side, he’s carrying what appears to be a heavy black bucket as he begins his introduction. “Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘The United Kingdom of Zoo’… I’m your host, Dennis Baxter, and this week we’re in Barry, in Souf Wales, to meet another DIR-TEE SLUT… The citizens of the UK of Zoo come in all shapes and sizes, and have a variety of desires, and this week there’s something a little different on the menu… A lady who is both sexy and disturbed… Very, very disturbed!” He looks down to the bucket in his hand, then up to us with a little nod.

We cut to a classroom with sinks and ovens, a Home Economics room. 16-year-old students standing up at the front of the class as their teacher demonstrates what they will be cooking today…

She’s fairly young - slim, but a little harsh looking, like she’s in a permanent bad mood. Her facial features are actually bordering on masculine… Then there’s her short black hair, which is cut in a severe style, thick black rimmed spectacles, and porcelain white skin… She’s dressed in predominantly black clothing - blouse, trousers. Despite the severe look, and the bad mood face - there’s something about her that interests us… It’s probably just the fact that she’s on our show!

She’s showing her class how to prepare a fish - the fish, still whole, on the cutting board infront of her, and her showing off her sharp knife - ready to cut into it, but just as she’s about to start, we cut again…

The students are no longer here, and the teacher is talking direct to camera, beginning her introduction - her voice the classic authorities tone of a teacher trying to sound like she’s in control, with a Welsh flavour to it. “My name is Wendy Smith. I’m 28, and I’m a home economics teacher from Barry in Wales… I’ve always been a pervert - and I want to show the world just how dirty I am by having sex with…” She holds up a half-gutted fish. “Something a little bit more alive than this!!”

We cut to a wider angle, a few seconds later - Wendy standing in the middle of the room, shuffling her weight from one foot to the other, looking mildly impatient.

“I think teaching was a mistake… I just… Fucking… HATE… Teenagers. I haven’t got the patience for them. I love the ones who want to learn, but the others - that’s most of them - I just… Oh… I could kill the lot of them. Poison them with a taste test or something!” She seems to think this is funny rather than psychotic.

Then she’s talking again, “I don’t have a partner at the moment, which is frustrating… I’ve had boyfriends because, you know, I’m not baaaaaad looking…” We can’t argue - she’s no beauty queen, but she’s no ugly duckling either. She continues, “… So it can be a bit frustrating… I want to go home and talk about my day, and vent my frustration, but my ex’s all say I complain too much… So, I just get more and more frustrated, and that becomes a kind-of sexual energy… So I just end up masturbating all the time. Finish work, go home, play with myself, shower - then bed… Usually playing with myself in the shower, and in bed… I’ve got a dildo… But what I really like to do is touch myself with something ‘real’, something ‘fresh’, ‘alive’…”

She pauses, firing a look at each member of our crew, as if she’s waiting for someone to make a smartarse comment. No-one does, because we’re a very accepting crew.

“I’ve masturbated with vegetables, and even with fish from the shops… But I’ve never tried it with something that’s still breathing and moving around… I can’t imagine how good that will feel… To feel it wriggling around as it dies inside me…” She pauses. “That probably sounds completely demented and cruel… But it’s a perverted desire, it’s supposed to be demented! I can’t control what turns me on!”

We can’t argue with this comment - no one controls what turns them on, that’s why we have our show after all…

She’s still talking, trying to explain herself - not looking as if she’s worried anyone will judge her, just wanting to be clear… “Fish…. They’re cold blooded… No-one ever seems to care about them… The things I think about, if I thought them about a dog or a horse, everyone would say it’s disgusting… But with fish… I can think and do whatever I want and not feel bad…”

She’s not well… But we’re not here to discriminate, and we’ve already got the bucket full of… We pan down to it - looking inside and seeing 6 inches of water, with half a dozen two-foot-long eels swirling and wriggling around it.

We pan back up to Wendy, who’s crouching down over the bucket, looking down into it, a strange smile on her face - transfixed. Her blouse is loose, and as she leans forward we can see the curve of her inverted cleavage hanging down…. She looks up at us, raises her hands, and feeling the need to be different - she clicks her fingers - and we cut to…

Exactly the same location, framed exactly the same way - but Wendy is now completely naked (except for her thick rimmed spectacles). Still on her knees bent forward over the bucket, but now with those tits hanging loose… Her body pale and slim, her breasts nicely rounded, and as she straightens up we see a thin little landing strip of perfectly trimmed pubic hair leading two inches up from her cunt… And she’s looking at us with that strange smile on her face, then looking back down at the bucket… One hand on her thigh, the other hovering in the air just above the bucket… Pausing… Not looking away from the squirming eels as she asks, “Is it okay if I just dive right in?”

We cut to a behind the scenes shot of Dennis, looking and sounding vaguely confused, shrugging as he says, “Yeah, whatever… I’ve no idea how this thing works… Eels is weird!”

We cut back to Wendy, her hand still hovering over the eels - ready to go, but showing just a hint of nerves… Pausing, then shuffling forward so that her knees are on either side of the bucket, her thighs pressed against the plastic, feeling the cold of the water within… She rests her buttocks down to the floor between her heels, then a flicker of a smile crosses her face and she drops her hand into the bucket…

She swirls it around, letting the eels squirm through her fingers, trying to grab one - biting her bottom lip as she thinks about what she’s about to do, controlling her breathing… And then catching hold of something she likes - and lifting it out of the water…

In the air it looks awkward and slimy, as fat as a Rottweiler’s cock, but obviously much longer - and wriggling/squirming about. She’s holding it about six inches from the head, her fingertips almost meeting her thumb tip… Around 18 inches of writhing flesh hang from the back of her fist.

She brings it to her body, holding it so that the tail hangs down between her round boobs - letting that cold, wet tail slap against her skin… Letting out an “OOOooo!” sound as the long fish wriggles from side-to side, slapping against the insides of her cleavage, sending cold water dribbling down over her belly.

She raises the eels head up toward hers, moving it face-to-face - holding the gasping open mouth infront of hers, and pouting as she looks down at it… Then moving it toward her lips, pushing them out and ‘kissing’ the cold fish. It continues gasping for air as she continues the kiss, pushing the head slowly between her lips - sucking the ‘nose’, then pushing deeper… Deeper and deeper, as if she is beginning a blow-job, but with an eel’s head rather than a cock… The whole head in her mouth, her lips wrapped around it, rubbing over it’s eyes as she pushes it in and out - her eyes closed.

After sucking it for a few more seconds, she lets her lips drag along it’s body and head as she pulls it out - the eels head appearing, mouth particularly wide as it tries to breath out of water…

She holds in infront of her face, opening her eyes and smiling at it… “You’re going to taste a lot better after I’ve fucked you!”

We cut to a wider shot, and watch as Wendy shuffles back from the bucket, leaning back and straightening her legs out. She lays on her back, then raises her knees and spreads her thighs - exposing the lips of her pussy, thin and neat, a little cracked coconut of a cunt.

She brings the eel down over her body, dangling it against her boobs, then rubbing and sliding it down over her flattish belly, and down between her thighs… She lets out little squeaks and gasps as she rubs the head down and over her twat. Rolling her hips and pushing her pelvis upwards to meet the fish she’s holding against herself.

She rubs the head over her pussy, poking the nose/tip of the jaw between her lips, and running it up and down her crack… Twisting her pelvis up and down, her belly bouncing, her spare hand moving from one round tit to the other, pinching the nipples, pulling gently on them.

She tries to get the mouth of the eel over her clit - holding it there as if she’s hoping it will bite, lick or suck on her clit… It doesn’t - so she rubs it’s face all over it instead… Then, once she’s primed and soaking - she pushes the head deeper between her lips, then works fist-over-fist to push a good ten inches of the cold fish into her body…

She’s gasping as the slimy creature slides into her flesh… The kind of gasp you hear when a girl jumps into cold water… The shocking, slimy, sexy sensation of the cold-blooded creature entering her body is quite unlike anything she has ever felt before…

And then she’s pumping it… Ten inches to a foot of eel inside her, the same amount of tail flapping around outside - and her wanking it as if she’s just grown a huge, deformed cock of her own… In and out, slow and deep… Her body jerking and twitching as she entertains herself.

She jerks it like this for a little while - slow, long strokes, pushing the fish deep into her cunt, then sliding it six inches out, making sure she leaves the head well inside… Speeding up, her breathing speeding up as she pumps it in and out of her body…

Then she’s going fist-over-fist again, gripping the shaft of the fish and pushing it deeper, then moving her grip along its body and pushing deeper again… Easing the whole thing inside her, her belly spasming as she pushes it deep… It’s tail not quite disappearing inside her, the flat tip poking about two inches out of her… The rest of the cold beast must be twisting and coiling up deep inside her snatch.

Judging by the way she’s arching her back, and jerking around, this must feel very good to her… And her continued moans and gasps confirm this…

She brings both hands up to her tits and fondles them - squeezing the boobs and pinching the nipples as the coiling, writhing fish in her cunt drives her wild… And as she fondles herself, she writhes, and as the eel moves around it gets closer to popping back out of her…

Her moans get louder as the eel’s body appears between her pussy lips… A coil of its body, doubled-back on itself - a loop - splitting the lips… And then, as it continues to try to turn around, the ugly little head pops out and its mouth opens as if gasping for air…

As its head pops out of her pussy, Wendy also has her mouth open wide, gasping for air, loving this new experience… On the edge of cumming to the strange, cold and slimy sensation…

And then the whole eel slips and slides out of her body… Twenty-two inches of cold, ugly fish, slithering through her pussy lips in one, long, continuous and fast motion. Wendy’s whole body shakes in reaction - but she’s silent… The sensation too good to describe with simple moans or gasps… Just a silent shake… Hands resting on her tits, but no longer squeezing… Just holding… She looks like she’s either going to throw up or explode with pure joy…

We pan down to look at the eel on the floor between her thighs… It’s still alive, trying to move on the wet lino, but just slithering around in the same place.