The United Kingdom Of Zoo - Book 5

By Luke Ozvik

©Copyright 2019 Luke Ozvik

Note: This series of books are written in the format of a television show, where adult women of all ages voluntarily come to show their desire, sexual desire, for their canine partners. It's one of the most wildly popular, and most highly controversial shows ever broadcast.

Series 5, Episode 1: Sammy Murty (32), from Cardiff

We’re looking at our first guest of the series - an attractive thirty-something woman wearing a well fitted blouse and skirt combo that suggests large boobs and a relatively narrow waste, her long brunette hair combed neatly and draped over one shoulder. Up close she’s a good-looking woman, fresh faced and strong featured with big white teeth that gleam every time she opens her mouth.

She introduces herself in a light and friendly Welsh accent. “Hello, and welcome to a new series of The United Kingdom of Zoo… My name is Sammy Murty, I’m 32 years old and I’m from Cardiff in Wales, and… I’m very turned on by the idea of having sex with a dog!”

We cut to a montage of Samantha inside that large home, doing some painting with a couple of young children, clearly educating them as much as entertaining them. This is intercut with footage of her being interviewed in close-up, and occasional photographs of her husband, her wedding day, etc.

She monologues her story over the top of these clips.

“My husband, Wade, is a lovely man, but he drives trucks and he’s away from home for long periods… I try to keep myself as busy as possible when he’s away. I even took on a job working as a nanny. I’ve been doing this for almost ten years now. Different families, obviously. New kids every few years.”

“I’ve got quite a high sex drive, and we’ve been looking for ways for me to ‘satisfy’ my needs in his absence. Neither he nor I can abide the idea of me being with another man, and electrical devices just don’t do anything for me. I need a partner. I want someone to make love to me…”

“Ever since your show came on the tv I’ve been thinking about dogs, and Wade seems to think it’s a good idea too… But I don’t know for sure. It’s pretty disgusting - but I think that’s a big part of the attraction to be honest.”

“Wade will be back from his trip in a couple of days, and this is something we’d really like to try out in a ‘safe’ environment, and we can’t think of anywhere safer than on your show.”

“The publicity doesn’t bother me… It’s not as if I’ll be the first to do it so publicly… To tell the truth, I’m looking forward to having the cameras there to catch it all. If it’s a good experience, I’ll be able to watch it back as often as I want.”

Cut to Manchester, our studios… At the moment the set is made up to look a little like a bedroom - double bed, with white sheets and dark blankets in place, carpet on the floor. We can see lights around the bed, obviously here to fully illuminate the scene. Whilst the set is ready for shootings - there’s no sign of any on-screen talent.

We cut to the street outside and see a car pulling up and turning into our small six space car park. There aren’t any empty spaces, and the car simply parks in the space behind the parked cars.

Both front doors open, with a large man getting out of the driver’s side, and Sammy climbing out of the passenger side, flashing a big smile toward camera. It’s a cool day and she’s wearing a coat over the top of what appears to be a knee length dress. The man, her husband (Wade), walks around, takes her hand and leads her toward the studio door.

They enter the reception area, a comfortable and bright space with pictures on the wall promoting each of our previous series, and a proud banner that claims this is the home of “THE UNITED KINGDOM OF ZOO”.

Sammy and Wade enter, and they are directed down a corridor to the studios behind reception. Walking hand in hand toward the double doors at the end of the corridor, which open to reveal our host, Charley Ozvik. She’s wearing a low-cut, tight black top that pushes her firm boobs together and highlights her “WORLD’S BIGGEST DOGWHORE” chest tattoo.

“Hi there, I’m Charley Ozvik - and you must be… Sammy…” She says - stating the obvious - as she gives Sammy a friendly hug and cheek kiss. Then she breaks off and gives Wade a quick look up and down.

Charley continues, “Well, we all know why Sammy is here today,” She says, “But why are YOU here with her?”

Wade takes a little pause, as if he didn’t expect to be asked any questions and isn’t sure how to answer. “Well, we’ve talked about it before… Sammy wants a lover for when I’m away, and I don’t want to share he with another man… I want her to be happy, but I don’t want to lose her… And I think - we think, a dog might be the answer… But we need to try it out first, like…”

Charley nods, then turns back to Sammy, asking her, “When you step through this door, your life will change… Are you ready for that?”

Sammy nods and smiles. “Yes… I’m very ready…” Then turning to her husband, “Can’t wait, can we?”

Charley turns to camera and speaks directly to our audience at home. “Of course, Sammy can’t change her life without the help of a very special co-star, and we’ve got just the dog to help her…”

We cut to a mini-highlight reel of a sleek black Doberman approaching women, licking their faces, licking between their legs, mounting them, fucking them… It’s Casanova. This time there’s no familiar voice-over from his owner Denis, who barely even appears on camera in this episode. It’s all about the dog!

The mini-montage ends with the dog walking into the studio via the big doors from the carpark - he’s pulling against his leash the whole way. Almost choking himself as he walks - desperate to get at the woman he can see waiting for him.

Sammy is waiting by the bed on the set, still dressed. Wade is out of shot, watching from the side.

The tone of the editing changes. Everything has been quick cut-cut-cut for the opening minutes of the show. The introduction is clearly over, it’s now time to slow down and enjoy the real action.

Under instructions from off-camera, Samantha begins to undress as the big dog approaches. She doesn’t go slow, keen to be naked by the time he reaches her. Coat off and thrown behind her onto the bed. Then her dress, pretty and figure hugging, unzipped and peeled off to reveal a sexy black bra and panty set. Her boobs are clearly a good size and a very healthy pair - straining against the bra, mounds of curved flesh captured by some of Berlei’s best work.

Talking the whole time she is undressing. “I almost don’t believe this is happening… It’s all so sudden… A few days ago it was just a dream…”

She slips off her panties, showing off a neatly trimmed little strip of pubic hair. She seems to be deliberately leaving those boobs to last - her most impressive feature. Reaching behind her back, unhooking the bra, and letting it fall away from her large chest, letting those babies loose. Not huge, but so perfectly round and firm - with just enough bounce to convince us that they are real.

Her timing is perfect - and she is stark naked just as Casanova arrives at her feet.

She crouches down infront of the him, ruffling his head and neck and generally making a fuss of him. “How are ya? How are ya?” She asks, over and over with a friendly and fun tone to her voice. He pushes towards her and licks at her face, making contact a couple of times but ultimately making her overbalance backwards, falling onto her backside and laughing out loud as she turns her face away from his continued attempts to lick.

She ends up on her hands and knees - her arse facing the dog… It’s been a smooth and natural move, not planned to put her in the classic position - but there she is anyway… And Casanova doesn’t miss the opportunity - giving us probably the shortest foreplay we’ve ever seen on our show. Him moving up on her and mounting her with ease. It’s like her body was made for this - legs exactly the right length, body slim enough, boobs hanging down, smile on her face as she looks off camera to Wade…

We cut to a low angle - and we can see that her body also copes well with gravity! Big tits are firm, belly flat, nothing sags too much under her. Her long hair hanging down to one side of her head - we switch to the camera on the other side to keep a clear view of her face - so we can see her huge open-mouthed smile as the dog mounts her. She almost cries out - but maintains her smile. “Ooooh, dirty boy!”

Samantha, in post-fuck interview mode, looking very fresh and happy. “I could feel his cock up against my pussy… I knew this was it… I was about to become a dog’s slut!” She pauses, then smiles again. “I couldn’t wait…”

Back down under her body we get a brief close-up of Casanova’s cock - already hard and pink, just a few inches on show, but more than enough to put a smile on her face as…

He slams that cock into her. The shaft slotting between her pussy lips, sliding into her… Her screaming out in pleasure as he is suddenly inside her. “Oh God that’s good… Oooooffff…”

His powerful front legs wrap around her middle, paws hooking against the inside of her thighs, pulling his crotch up against her behind. Stabbing into her. Fucking her with short, fast strokes. Her gasping and moaning with each thrust - lop sided and wide smile giving away just how much she enjoys this.

We’re not fucking around in this series… It’s graphic, it’s immediate, it’s high definition… And it’s glorious.

She reaches down with one hand to reposition the dog’s paws, pulling them off her flesh to stop his nails digging into her thighs. The strain showing on her face. Repeating “Ooooff” as he powers into her - his cock deep in her, his belly slapping against her back end.

We cut to a shot of Wade being interviewed afterwards, a look of pride on his face. “She looked so happy there. It was like she was made to be under a dog. This dog, you know? I’ve never seen her look so content.”

Back to a side angle to watch as the dog hammers into her and her big tits shake and sway under her. She looks around toward him, and then toward Wade, gasping, “I fucking love it… Love it!”

Love it or not, the fucking doesn’t last too long. It’s fast and furious, but it’s over quickly. Well under a minute of action, but Sammy enjoys every second of it with a big smile never away from her face. Beyond the occasional “Oooffff” she doesn’t make a lot of noise - no squeals or moans, she takes everything in her stride.

We cut to one of Charley’s GoPro close-ups, watching as the swelling at the base of the Casanova’s cock begins to slip in and out of the woman’s cunt. It’s a little larger each time - every time he pulls back it stretches her pussy a little more - every time he pushes it in it’s a little trickier to get it in… Until it stops… The knot inside and too swollen to pop out again, Casanova holding his belly close to Sammy’s arse to keep it in place.

In a wider shot we see Sammy taking the weight of the dog on her back, his cock buried in her cunt, her face a picture of joyous perversion. “Is he tied? Have I got a dog tied in me?” She checks, genuinely excited by the idea.

The dog remains almost completely still on her back - but we cut to a close-up of his brown arsehole and swollen balls quivering and pulsing as he shoots his cum into her belly - shot after shot, filling her up. And with each squirt of jism into her - she gives back a happy little moan.

We cut to a close-up of her face to see her biting her bottom lip - but as soon as the camera is on her, her face cracks into another of those friendly wide smiles, and she giggles.

We cut to a side shot and watch the big dog just standing over the top of the lady - her smiling under him, looking from husband to crewmember, into the camera, at Charley. Laughing.

She’s skewered on a dog’s cock, on camera, and loving every second. “When’s this going to be on the tele?” She asks, “I need to tell all my friends to watch!”

“What do you think they will say?” Asks Charley.

Sammy smiles again, shrugs a little, “I’m not sure… I don’t care… I’ll be telling them all how awesome it feels though… I fucking love it!”

“What do you think about it, Wade?” Checks Charley - and we catch our first shot of Samantha’s husband for a while. The smile on his face shows he’s enjoying it. “How could I not be impressed?” He jokes.

We cut under her to a close-up of her pussy being stretched out by the dog’s knot - it seems to be twisting at a slight angle, then as we watch, half of it pops out, releasing a squirt of dog cum… Sammy reaches down with one hand to hold the rest of it in place. “Nooo!” She giggles. “I don’t want this to stop yet!”

She holds him in place for a few more seconds, but Casanova has had his fun, he’s ready to move on - and he does. Pulling away from her, sideways off her back, his cock pulling from her snatch, through her fingers… Cum spilling out. She cups that hand under her pussy to catch as much of the cum as she can… And it’s a lot.

As Casanova stumbles away, his big cock bouncing under his belly, Samantha rolls over until she is sitting on her behind, facing the dog, watching him go. She brings her cum-soaked hand up and absent mindedly brushes her long hair from her face, smearing all that dogcum through it. As soon as she realises what she’s done there’s a look of total frustration on her face. “Oh shit… I was going to have all of that…” She says, holding her hand up to the camera, showing that most of the cum is gone. Her palm still glistens in the light though - and she can’t resist doing a little cleaning up… She licks her palm and sucks her fingers. Tasting dog-sperm for the first time - from her reaction we can be pretty confident it won’t be the last time too! She loves it - licking the same flesh over and over to make sure she gets every little drop.

She sits there watching Casanova standing a few feet away, looking around with that dumb post-fuck look on his face. She’s not looking at his face though, she’s looking down between his hindlegs and that big cock - still twitching and shooting occasionally little jets of cum onto the concrete floor of the studio.

She looks back over her shoulder toward Wade… “Can I suck it. Wade? I know I promised… But can I?”

We cut to another brief shot of Samantha being interviewed later, “I promised Wade that if I came on the show I wouldn’t suck the dog’s cock. He could handle the dog fucking me - but he didn’t want to kiss the mouth that had sucked the dog… That’s what he said.”

We cut to Wade, also in a post-fuck interview. “I’ve got a lot of friends who watch the show, and we joke about the sluts on the show, and whenever they suck the dog’s cock - that’s when the guys go crazy calling them sluts, and whores…. I didn’t want my friends talking about my wife that way.”

We cut back to see Samantha looking up at Wade, full of hope - desperate to get a mouthful of dog cock.

Back to Wade’s interview. “But I was looking at that beautiful face… And I just couldn’t say no…”

We cut back to Samantha, but she’s now sitting behind Casanova, her legs out infront of her - one on either side of the sleek dog. She’s got his cock swung back between his hindlegs. She flashes one last, wide mouthed smile, toward Wade, then leans in and takes the beast’s cock into her mouth in one big gulp - taking four inches in less than a second. Going deep until the ugly flat head of the cock touches the back of her throat. Lips sealed around the shaft, cheeks sucking in.

Her post-fuck interview again, a look of pure heaven on her face. “Oh God… The feeling of a dog’s cock in your mouth… You feel so dirty. So disgusting. But… You can’t stop… You’ve done the most disgusting thing now… Why not keep going?”

Back to the blow-job. Samantha sucks the cock slowly and lovingly, taking it all - treating it like treasured flesh. When she slips it out of her mouth so she can catch her breath, she rubs the flat end of the shaft between her big tits, running it right down between them… Then brings it back to her mouth to suck it again.

Back to Wade’s interview. “I didn’t want her to suck a dog’s cock on television… But… Once she started… I just didn’t want her to stop… It looked soooo bloody good… SHE looked so bloody good!”

Back to Samantha sucking on that big cock. Sucking it to the back of her throat, pushing her lips forward to engulf as much meat as she can. She’s good at this - no gag reflex - and is able to get her lips all the way to his knot.

We pull back to see the whole scene. Pretty woman on the concrete studio floor next to the nicely made up bed - sucking on a Doberman’s cock, her free hand between her legs, playing with her pussy. Giving herself the physical pleasure that the dog’s cock in her mouth is giving her brain. In the background we can just catch Charley with the bottom of her mini-dress hitched up and her hand between her own thighs, working her pussy as she watches.

Back to the close-up - Samantha’s fingers rubbing her clit, her mouth working the shaft of the dog’s cock… Her eyes closing… Chest heaving.

We hear her post-fuck interview, but this time we don’t cut away, we keep watching as she pleasures herself. “My only disappointment for the day was that Casanova didn’t make me cum… I wanted to cum from being fucked by a dog so much… But the actual sex was over so fast…”

On camera, she speeds up her finger movements, breaths harder, her back bends a little as she tenses up - holds her breath - and then gasps and smiles… Her voice-over confirms, “But I’m used to looking after myself… And it’s much easier to do when you’re sucking on a dog’s penis… You feel so bloody dirty, it’s hard not to cum!”

As she cums she lets herself fall backwards, away from the dog’s rear, his cock flopping out of her mouth, and lays back on the floor - still gently rubbing her pussy, a big relaxed smile on her face. Big tits rising and falling as she sucks in air. Extremely content.

We cut to her post-fuck interview. Her smiling face in close-up. “I thoroughly recommend it to anyone watching… Get a dog’s cock in your mouth, girls… There’s nothing like it!”

One more shot of Casanova - standing infront of Samantha. His big cock still hanging down under his belly. Her ignoring it, recovering flat on her back, writhing a little in the afterglow of her fingertip induced orgasm.

Then we cut to a shot of Samantha in the shower. Soapy water soaking her body, her hair flat against head and neck. Wade stands next to the shower, talking to her. “How was that then, Sammi? Are we buying a dog?”

Samantha moves around, her boobs jiggling as she soaps under and over them. She smiles out at Wade. “You know - the fuck was pretty good, but the blow-job - that’s where the real fun is…” She smiles. “You didn’t want to hear that, did you?” A little laugh.

Wade shrugs. “I didn’t think it would be too nice to know my wife is a dog-cock-sucker, but now it’s happened… I’m not that disappointed…” He moves closer to the shower doorway. “You looked magnificent with his cock in your mouth…” He leans in, and she leans out, and we zoom in, to watch her kiss him on the lips - that mouth that held a dog’s cock just a few seconds ago, now on her husband’s mouth.

Fade through to those post-fuck interviews, to see that Samantha and Wade are sitting next to each other on the unused bed. Samantha is wrapped in a white towel, the top loosely fastened over her boobs, but coming loose as she talks.

Wade talks first, “I’ve always thought Sammi was the sexiest woman in the world… She’s perfect for me… I didn’t think she could look any better… But when I saw her under the dog… I’ve never seen her look so happy…”

Samantha nods, then takes over. “It was like it was where I was meant to be. It didn’t last long though. That was a little disappointing. I’d like it if the fuck could last as long as the knotting…”

“How was that then?” Asks Wade.

“Painful… But lovely… I could feel him pumping his cum into me… It felt… Well, the feeling was nice - but the knowledge of what was happening… That was amazing… I can’t wait to watch the video.”

Charley asks about the blow-job…

“Oh, that was bloody amazing…” Says Samantha, her face lighting up. “Taking that hot, hard, horrible cock in my mouth… It tastes… It’s not nice… But it’s in your mouth… And you’re thinking - there’s cameras filming this, and everyone’s going to see me sucking on a dog’s cock… I’m such a dirty fucking whore… And I’ve always been such a respectable woman before… Never even got my boobs out in public before…”

Wade nods. “I’ve gone from being married to Mrs Respectable, to Mrs Dogwhore…” He looks at Samantha, who smiles back at him. “… And I fucking love her!”

Both of them smile, and Wade moves closer, leaning over her and pushing her back onto the bed. Her towel falls open and her naked body is exposed again. It’s good to see the bed getting some use as husband kisses wife, hands groping at those big tits.

Charley steps in infront of the action and addresses the camera directly.

“We’ll leave our happy couple to have a little dog-less fun for now… Maybe Casanova will be ready to join in again a little later… Next week we’ll be back with another slut, keen to explore her bestial fantasies… Until then, if you, your wife, girlfriend, sister or mother, are keen to experience the ultimate in perversions, please contact us - and we’ll do our best to make your dreams come true…”

Charley turns to watch the happily married couple… We get a brief montage as our end titles run. Wade ontop of Samantha, between her thighs, fucking her missionary style. Wade over her face, his cock in her mouth… Wade on his back, Samantha bent over him, sucking his cock some more… Casanova leaping onto the bed, mounting Samantha as she sucks her husband’s cock… Jamming his cock into her from behind, her gasping and smiling, as we fade out to mark the end of this week’s show.

Series 5, Episode 2: Victoria Bravia (20) - Sheffield

We begin this show with an establishing shot of a wide four-story building, a sign infront reading “Department of Human Communication Sciences - University of Sheffield”. We pan around to look at a large yellow/brown building with a sign reading, “Weston Park Museum”,

We spin around to see this week’s guest, young blonde woman standing outside a Starbucks.

She’s carrying a little extra weight - not so much fat as thick, stocky - solid. Her hair is bleached to an almost white-blonde, and dead straight. She’s not unattractive, but she doesn’t look the type who turns too many heads - that blonde hair hangs like a curtain, or a safety blanket over half of her face, but we can clearly see her cheeky smile as we approach.

She speaks in a strong Yorkshire accent, “Hello, an’ welcome to this week’s United Kingdom of Zoo… My name is Victoria Bravia. I’m 20 years old, and I’m a student from Sheffield, and tonight, I am your dogwhore!” She puts a lot of emphasis on the word “I”.

We cut to a montage of her reading and taking notes in a library, listening to a lecture, and drinking/laughing with friends in a local pub. This is intercut with footage of her being interviewed in close-up, and occasional photographs to illustrate her story.

She monologues her story over the top of these clips.

“I first became interested in bestiality when I was about 11 or 12. I saw something on facebook, and that lead to another website, and before long I was watching women having sex with dogs… I was very turned on by it, but I knew it was wrong.”

“I like boys… Men… You know… But being with them is quite, er, normal, like. Being with a dog is dirty. It’s pure sex. It’s not about relationships, or feelings, or love, or owt like that… It’s just about pure carnal lust… I’ve seen so many videos of so many women doing it… Every time I watch one I imagine it’s me with that dog - and I can’t wait to BE with that dog.”

Cut to our studios in Manchester… This week, it’s a fake living room, with couch, carpet, bookshelves, and a large tv. It looks a little too perfect to be a real house, and as we shift our camera angle we can see the edge of the set - the lights, the cameras, the crew… Confirmation that it’s all fake.

We cut to the street outside and see Victoria walking along the street toward us, handbag over her shoulder, a mini-dress that’s not ideal for her ‘fuller’ frame, showing off just a little bit too much of her large thighs and solid waistline. Again, she’s not fat so much as ‘thick’.

She walks past our camera position, turning her head and smiling as she passes us, blowing a kiss as if she’s some kind of celebrity, and then disappearing into our building.

We cut to inside to see her walking through reception saying “Hello” to Riley as she is shepherded through into the corridor that leads to our studio… She saves her biggest, happiest “Hello” for when she sees our host, Charley, waiting outside the studio door.

Charley, once again in a low-cut, shoulder-less top, and a skirt that barely reaches mid-thigh, greets her guest with a polite hug and friendly smile, showing off her whiter than white teeth. Her slight, toned frame is in sharp contrast to Victoria’s wider, softer body.

“Hi there, I’m Charley Ozvik - and you must be Victoria…” She says.

Victoria puts her finger up to Charley’s “WORLD’S BIGGEST DOGWHORE” tattoo and smiles as she says, “I’m going to see if I can take your title tonight!” She giggles.

Charley keeps smiling, but isn’t willing to concede that to this young lady, “Oh no dear,” she says in the most condescending tone, “We whore’s get paid to have our sex… You’re just a little slut who will do it all for free!” And now she lets out a little, bitchy, laugh.

Victoria doesn’t look too disappointed, “Oh well, I s’pose I’ll just have to be the world’s biggest dogslut then!”

They both laugh, but Charley’s seems a little cold, and she follows it with a distinctly bitchy - “Well, you’re certainly ‘big’, aren’t you…” And she pats Victoria’s big behind as the younger woman heads toward the door of the set.

We cut to the studio and Victoria is already on the bed, on her knees. She’s got the hem of the skirt of her mini-dress in her hands and as we watch she peels the whole dress up and over her head. We see thick thighs, white bikini brief panties, wide hips, a round (not flabby) belly, a white bra holding smallish tits. Without the dress we can see again, this time in better detail, that she’s thick bodied rather than fat. Overweight but not flabby.

She smiles to camera, no embarrassment, as she reaches back and unhooks her bra, letting it fall to expose her boobs. They are small considering her frame, and widely spaced. Certainly not the nicest pair we’ve seen on the show, but not in any way ugly. Her nipples are erect - small and pointy. She cups the boobs, one in each hand and plays with them a little, bouncing them up and down. “I love my little titties… They might not be much, but they’re all mine!” She laughs.

We cut to her pulling her white panties down and over her bottom, down her thighs a little to fully expose her trimmed but thick pussy hair. Unlike the bleached hair on her head, her pussy hair is her natural brunette colour. She kneels up so she can pull them down to her knees, then flopping back onto her wide arse and kicking her legs out so she can slip them off altogether.

She kneels up again and puts a hand between her thighs - not so much to hide her freshly exposed pussy as to play with herself a little whilst she smiles toward the camera. She looks around, keen to see a dog… “I’m ready… Come out, come out, wherever you are…” She giggles.

We cut to the main entrance to the set. The big double doors creaking and rolling open just a couple of feet - wide enough to allow one man and his dog to enter… And what a dog it is…

Weighing in at just over a hundred kilos and standing just under a meter tall, with shaggy dark brown and white coloured fur… It’s Goliath, the 5 year old St Bernard we first met in a couple of episodes of our fourth series. Last year he got to destroy two of our forty-something year old guests, but this year we’re treating him to something a little younger!

We hear Victoria’s reaction from across the studio, “Oh fuck-king heck… It’s a monster!!” We cut to a close up of her in time to see a wide and slightly fearful smile on her face.

We cut back to Goliath in time to see a close-up of his collar being unhooked, then watch him as he continues to walk at a relaxed pace toward the bed. He knows there’s a woman waiting for him, he’s not blind, and he can probably smell her pussy from here too - but he’s in no rush (woman never hurry to get away from him).

Victoria has the broadest smile as the beast approaches. She swings her legs off the bed and stands up, then giggles and almost dances the last few feet between them, her little boobs wobbling as she bends down toward the big dog. She drops to her knees, a little hard considering the floors in here aren’t carpeted, and wraps her arms around his big neck, pulling him close and letting her small tits mash up against his big hairy chest.

“Hello boy…” She giggles, “I’ve been looking forward to meeting you… Yes I have… Yes I have…” She says as she tries to get her face infront of his rather than to the side.

She releases him and pushes him back - but continues making a fuss of him. He sits, then shuffles forward toward her as she strokes him. She leans in and licks at him, sticking her tongue out close to his mouth… He takes the hint, and now he’s licking at her face - his tongue flapping out and meeting hers - then pushing beyond and hitting her face. She holds her mouth open and lets him lick across her face, between her lips and into her mouth, making her both cough and giggle. After a few kisses she pushes him away again and lays down on her back on the hard floor, opening her legs wide, “Okay… Now lick inside this… ” She giggles. “I promise to return the compliment…”

She leans back, exclaiming, “Oh God, I can’t believe I’m finally doing this…”, holding her hands up over her face in mock shame/shyness.

Goliath moves in - it smells good, so it must be worth tasting… And he starts to lick at her pussy. Inner thighs, butt-crack, pubic mound, and the lips… All over the place with his big wide tongue. It sounds very very wet indeed. And she moans softly, writhing a little under his onslaught - clearly enjoying herself.

Hands over her face, she continues to enjoy the dog’s tongue as he licks away at her pussy. Gradually relaxing - she moves one hand down from her face and begins to play with one of her strange little boobs, cupping and squeezing it, pinching the erect nipple between two fingers. Moaning softly as Goliath’s tongue works its magic.

Moaning louder as he keeps up the onslaught, spreading her legs to let him do as he pleases with her. She moves her other hand off her face, stroking up and over her head. Lost in the moment. Her lips pursed together, eyes closed, face reddening. Humming a little sound of approval.

“Oh God…” She whispers, losing a tiny bit of control as warm sensations spread from her pussy, slowly engulfing her whole body. She moves her other hand down to her boobs - working one in each hand. Small boos, big hands, fat fingers. Hoping that he won’t stop licking now… Not until she has…

“Oh God…” She repeats, this time arching her back a little, her eyes opening slightly, her face turning bright red… “Ohhhh Goddddddd!” She gasps as she pulls the strangest cum-face we’ve ever seen on the show. Looking like her head is about to explode, red skin, lips pursed and blowing saliva bubbles as she squirms… Then suddenly relaxing and taking a deep breath in… Realising what’s just happened, then rolling away from the dog and bursting into a fit of laughter.

Goliath walks around between her and the camera position, the pinkish/purple tip of his cock showing. Ready to do some more playing, as she lays for a moment, collecting her thoughts and catching her breath. Then she suddenly sits upright, with a big, almost demented smile on her face. She takes another breath, not sure whether to look at the camera or at Charley.

“Was that fun?” Asks Charley.

Victoria smiles, nods. “Yes… Yeah… A fucking dog just made me cum… That’s fucking awesome!”

“Do you want to try something else that’s awesome?” Continues Charley.

Victoria laughs a little as she nods her head. “Yes. Of course.”

We cut to a few minutes later - Victoria has moved onto the bed, and she’s on her hands and knees, with her head up, looking to the side, smiling toward the camera. We get a perfect side view as she sticks her round arse out and lets her funny little boobs hang down. Hanging down like this they look almost flappy.

She looks around toward Goliath, watching him as he pads around her on the bed, until he’s behind her… And then he makes his move - approaching her from the rear and lurching up and onto her back, front legs around her body. She gasps, “Oh God!” again, as his weight pushes against her bottom.

The big dog begins to rub against her, his belly on her arse, his hairy chest on her back, his chin on her shoulder - his big cock stabbing at her pussy with increasing accuracy… That familiar Goliath rhythm kicking in, a slow roll down his spine followed by a powerful forward hump from the hips, slamming his cock toward her from behind… Until… On the fifth or sixth attempt… He’s in her… That ugly fat cock filling her up immediately.

Her face lights up at the penetration - and she utters, “Oh God…” again… This time it sounds like she’s shocked that it’s actually happening… “I’m getting fucked by a dog!” She says, the tone of her voice rising with each word.

The dog’s hind-feet shuffle around looking for better purchase on the mattress after each long stroke - nails clipping and scratching the sides of her thighs, and the back of her calves, as he pumps his big cock deep into her pussy.

Cut to Charley’s GoPro as she shoots close-up action of the dog’s cock slipping hard and wet into the Yorkshire slut’s pussy. Shiny and hot. Big, ugly, lurching movements as hard dog meets soft human. It’s violent - but neither of them is complaining.

She’s gasping and moaning, “Oh God…” over and over… Like it’s the only words she has.

Victoria takes everything the huge beast gives her - the scratching, the tight grip around her hips and belly, and the pounding to her pussy… Her face turning red again as she strains against the painful elements of being fucked by a dog… There’s no doubt that she’s enjoying it though, as strained as she looks there’s always a bit of a smile of her face.

Goliath pounds away at her as if everything thrust will be his last and he wants to make them all count… He obviously doesn’t care at all about the slut under him - but she’s having a great time all the same. Her little tittles shaking and jiggling under her with every big thrust. She’s still “Oh God”-ing, but she’s doing it with a smile.

Cut back to Charley’s GoPro - a shot of Goliath’s fat cock slipping and sliding in and out of her. At the base of his cock, that ugly knot is beginning to form, but everything is so well lubricated, and he slams so hard, that it’s still just going in and out of her body on each stroke… We watch for half a dozen slow and deliberate strokes, noting that the knot is growing, until one last thrust jams it inside - and it doesn’t come out on the backstroke.

Cut to her face as the knot grows inside her, the dog’s thrusting slowing down and then stopping. Her words dry up and are replaced by a twisted-up face, swallowing the pain… Breathing hard and whimpering just a little.

She reaches down between her thighs with one hand and plays with her pussy a little. Trying to ease the pain of the knot with some extra pleasure. Her eyes are closed, her head down, bleached and straightened hair obscuring part of her face.

Charley has to remind her that this is for tv, and that if we can’t see her reactions, we won’t be able to use the footage… And Victoria takes a moment to lift her head, brush the hair out of her face, and even turn slightly toward camera. She even manages another little smile. She can’t go the full smile this time - she’s wincing from the pain of the massive dog’s knot in her young cunt.

Charley tells her, “You can still play with your pussy if you like…” and Victoria blushes a little. Despite fucking a dog on camera, she still finds masturbation a little embarrassing!

We cut to a low angle GoPro shot - Victoria’s fingers working her clit in soft little circles, whilst the huge knot stretches out her pussy.

Close up of her face… Round and lost in thought… Breathing unevenly as she fondles herself toward an orgasm… She opens her eyes and sees that we’re focused on her face. She pauses a little then smiles again…

We fade through to a low angle shot of her pussy again. Still stretched around Goliath’s knot, his shaft buried in her, her fingers on her clit, but no longer working herself. The knot moving just a little, shifting to the side.

After a short pause, we hear farting, slurping noises and then the knot plops out, the shaft following it, shining and wet, followed by a line of watery grey cum dribbling out of the gaping opening.

She takes her hand from between her legs and uses it to cup her pussy - it looks like she’s protected overstretched flesh, but she’s giving her hand a good soaking at the same time.

Goliath has walked away, and now returned to the scene - licking at her pussy and hand from behind. Lapping up whatever cum he can, not wanting to waste a drop. Recycling at its finest!

He finishes his clean-up duties and stumbles away again, leaving Victoria to roll over onto her bottom and sit cross legged, her boobs sagging down, as she looks at her cum soaked palm - and then, having apparently forgotten the camera is on her, sniffing it, before licking at it, then sucking her fingers.

She notes that she’s on camera again and blushes - she doesn’t actually stop sucking her fingers clean, but she does slow down. Then she turns to Charley, “There’s not enough… Is there still time to get some from him? I want to swallow more…”

“Of course…” Says Charley. “We wouldn’t let you go home with an empty tummy…”

We cut to an image of chubby young Victoria on her side, propped up on one hand, under the hairy animal. She’s got a gentle grip on his cock, which is still a pretty good size, and is bringing her wide-open mouth toward it. She’s still smiling, and the cock is still shooting little jets of doggy cum… Which is possibly why she’s still smiling.

She shuffles forward a little, moving her open mouth closer to his cock until it’s actually inside, although still not touching… Her lips, tongue and teeth avoiding contact, allowing us to see the dog’s meat inside her mouth in glorious hi-def close-up… Squirting right into the back of her mouth and making her giggle… Then she closes her lips around it and begins to suck… And suck… And suck… Her face moving toward him, taking more of that fat ugly shaft into her mouth, deep into her mouth, all the way to the back of it… Virtually deep throating the hairy bastard… Little “Mmmm” and “urgh” sounds as she sucks it in and then catches it in the back of her throat.

This chubby slut might not be the sexiest looking girl we’ve had on the show, but she definitely has one of the best blow-job techniques we’ve seen!

She continues, weight on one hand, other hand holding the dog’s cock at the knot, her mouth all the way down his shaft so that he lips are almost touching his knot… The St Bernard barely reacting to her, but we can tell he has no desire to walk away. Then she’s pushing her tongue out of her wide-open mouth, under the shaft of the cock which is still deep in her throat… Pushing the tongue out not only looks filthy, but also makes a little extra room in her mouth, which allows her to slide another few millimetres of dogcock into her throat until her tongue is rubbing under the animal’s knot…

We can see her struggling to swallow those little jets of cum which must now be shooting right down her throat… With her airway blocked by the huge cock in her throat she’s gagging and choking on the dog, but she’s not stopping yet… Holding it a few more seconds… Turning very red… Then pulling it out, a line of mucous hanging from it, another drooling from her mouth, and she gasps air into her lungs, then looks at the camera and half laughs...

“He tastes lovely…” She smiles. “I love cum…”

And then she’s licking his shaft, sucking and slurping all that mucous off it, kissing the cock… Working her way back to the ugly flat end with its little hole still ejecting little shots of doggy jism… She puts her lips to the tip and noisily sucks the wetness into her mouth again. Smiling and giggling as she does it - until after a few seconds of this, she pulls it away from her mouth, licks her lips, then looks up to camera and with a little giggle says, “Can I have another doggy? This one’s empty!”

Charley flops onto the floor next to this young, sturdy bleach-blonde dogwhore, and says (a little snidely), “Never met a meal you didn’t finish, did you?”

She turns to camera, “So, our chubby slut here has pretty much exhausted her canine lover… I think we’ll call this one nil to Victoria!” (Victoria gives a little ‘yay’ celebration as if she’s achieved something more than simply sucking a dog’s cock until the beast is spent).

Charley asks her, “Did you enjoy that as much as it looked like you did?” then holds the microphone out to her. Before Victoria has a chance to speak we can just hear Charley say, “Don’t eat the microphone!”… Victoria composes herself, apparently only just realising that Charley’s been making comments about her weight throughout the whole show…

“That was the best cum I’ve ever had… No more men for me… I’m going to be dog exclusive from now on!” She laughs the last bit - half suggesting she’s joking, half suggesting she’s serious! Then she looks off to the other side of the set, away from Charley. “Seriously, are there any other dogs around? Can I try another right now..?”

Charley takes over the frame, talking directly to camera. “Unfortunately, we haven’t got any more dogs for Chunk here… Partly because we need to save the next beast for our next guest, and partly because I’m the only dogslut who fucks more than one dog at a time on this show!” She smiles, showing a sense of pride in her reputation, then continues, “We’ll be back next time with yet another British slut, keen to experience dogsex in all its glory… Until then, if you, your wife, girlfriend, sister, mother, or best friend, are keen to experience the ultimate in perversions, please contact us - and we’ll do our best to make your, or her, dreams come true…”

She turns to look at Victoria, who is still on her back, a hand between her thighs, playing with her pussy whilst she looks up at the dog’s belly (his cock having retreated within its heavy sheath already)… We fade on this image, knowing that young Victoria will be draining another dog as soon as she gets the chance.

Series 5, Episode 3: Rebecca Le Quan (34), from London

This week’s guest is a slim, well-dressed, young lady who’s standing on the doorstep of a home with a FOR SALE sign in the small front garden.

She’s pretty without being beautiful. The first thing we notice are her eyes, Chinese and brown, magnified behind thick spectacles. Other than those eyes - she has her delicate features on a narrow face, a few freckles over her nose and high cheekbones. Her long dark hair tied up behind her head.

The guest speaks in a polite, semi-excited tone, with a hint of cockney coming through, “Hello, and welcome to the United Kingdom of Zoo. My name is Rebecca Le Quan, I’m 34 years old, and I’m a real estate agent from Tower Hamlets in London.” She pauses to for emphasis of the next line. “I am ready, willing, and able… To have sex with a dog… As soon as possible…”

We cut to a montage of her showing a young couple around the house. This is intercut with footage of her being interviewed in close-up, and occasional photographs of her schooldays, family, etc.

She monologues her story over the top of these clips.

“When I was growing up, at school, I was always the awkward one… I was a bit of an ugly duckling. My mother in Chinese, my father from South London, so the English kids called me ‘chink’, and the few Chinese kids called me ‘gweilo’… Children can be cruel. I was a bit of a late developer. I was quite chubby at school, didn’t have great skin and I probably didn’t make myself look the best… So I never really felt like I was attractive to boys… I couldn’t even imagine a man being interested in me.”

“But animals… I don’t know if I saw a picture of it, or a video, or maybe heard someone talking about it… But the idea of having sex with an animal was always there, and I always thought that an animal wouldn’t judge me the way a man might.”

“Dogs. Horses. Goats. If it’s got four legs and it’s covered with hair, I’ve probably imagined being under it… Being ‘pounded’ from behind. Even after men started showing an interest in me, the thought of animals remained.”

“My confidence has really grown since I started working in real estate. Most agents are super-confident, but I was quite nervous at first - but once I found my feet I found I was really quite good at it. As I did it, my confidence grew, I started making money, and I realised that you can do anything you want, just as long as you are ready to dive in and do them.”

Cut to Manchester, our studios…

We see the set being prepared. At the moment it’s an empty double bed, with white sheets. Lights and cameras are being set up by our small crew. There’s no sign of any of our ‘stars’.

We cut to the street outside and see a smart looking BMW arriving, pulling smoothly into the carpark and coming to a halt at a jaunty, I-don’t-care angle. The driver’s side door opens and Rebecca steps out, dressed immaculately in a grey business skirt-suit. She poses for us, acting the big-time business success - closing the door casually, taking off her spectacles and putting them in a little case. Looking around, and then coolly turning on her high-heel and heading off into the studio. We follow - her cute little arse swaying as she strides inside.

We cut to inside our building as Rebecca walks passed our receptionist Riley, who holds the door open for our new guest to head into the corridors of our studio. Rebecca never changes stride, confidently walking toward her future, shoulders back and chest out.

Our host, Charley, is waiting for her in this corridor - looking a lot like she did in the opening animation, with a tight white mini-dress that shows off a lot of cleavage, her chest tattoo reading “WORLD’S BIGGEST DOGWHORE”, and quite a bit of thigh too.

“Hiiii, I’m Charley Ozvik - and you must be Rebecca…” She says as she gives Rebecca a friendly hug and cheek kiss, one of her hands giving her guest a playful little squeeze on the bottom.

“Hello there, Charley.” Smiles Rebecca. “I’ve been looking forward to meeting you…”

The ladies exchange smiles for slightly too long as they size each other up, until Charley breaks the moment, indicating the door behind her.

“In a moment, we’re going to step through this doorway onto our set, and you are going to have sex with a dog… And nothing will ever be the same for you again… Are you ready to become a dogslut..?”

Rebecca pauses for a moment, then is unable to suppress a smile, which quickly spreads right across her face. Then, through the grin, she says, “Oh yeah!”

And Charley smiles too, loving how excited Rebecca appears to be.

We cut to the studio and Rebecca waiting beside the bed. Still very neat and tidy. We film her from a slightly higher angle in order to make her look a little smaller on set - and she wasn’t that big to begin with.

On cue, she begins to unbutton the jacket, just two buttons and then she holds her arms back and lets it slip off onto the bed behind her. Then she’s unzipping the side of her skirt, letting it slip down over her narrow hips, keeping hold with one hand and bending forward as she steps out of it, half turning to lay it on the bed next to her jacket.

Her blouse is just short enough for us to be able to see her little red panties, and we also notice her slim legs. Perhaps a little too slim.

“Please keep going…” Urges Charley from off-screen, and Rebecca smiles as she unbuttons her blouse. Once it’s fully unbuttoned, she takes either side and opens it up to reveal her little white bra, which contains he little pale tits, and her slim tummy - no six pack, but no fat either. Her hips, a little bony, and the top of those red panties.

Next she brings her hands up to her chest and takes hold of the front of the bra between her breasts, unhooks it and peels it back to expose her small but beautifully formed boobs. Brown nipples, bumpy areolas. There’s virtually no hang on these babies, just A-cup titties standing proud.

Then it’s the panties… Thumbs in either side at the hip, and slipped down her legs, exposing her clean-shaven pussy - over her knees, calves, ankles, shoes and off… And there she is… Naked apart from her high heels. Standing there. Slim. Skinny even. Looking very fragile. Waiting…

We hear Charley say, “Say something…”

Rebecca raises her arms with a little shrug… Looking straight into camera. “I’m just… Erm… I’m just a girl… Waiting for a dog… To… Errrr… Fuck me, I suppose…”

“We’re very close…” Continues Charley. “How does that make you feel?”

Rebecca smiles, broad and genuine, “Very, very horny… And very, very curious about who… Or what… Is going to FUCK me!”

Then we hear the large loading door clank and scrape and it begins to wind open. Rebecca looks toward the sound, and we cut to the doorway in time to see…

A dog… A big dog! A scary looking big dog with short brown hair and a fierce set of jaws.

Charley introduces the beast in voice-over, “Ladies and gentlemen… A new favourite… A Kumaon Mastiff - an Indian fighting dog. Very rare. This one rarer still - because he’s not been trained to fight - he’s been trained to fuck! This is Cedric…”

A chain leads from his collar to his owner’s brown hand. We don’t see any more of the owner than his hand and his legs. This series is all about the dog and the girl… The owners are no longer of interest.

Cedric pulls against the grip on his chain - wanting to get at this little lady… Her naked body, pale and slim… He can’t wait to get at it.

Rebecca stands waiting, playing with her boobs as she watches the beast approaching her. One hand snakes down from her boob, over her flat belly and between her thighs, fingers rubbing her pussy. “Oh, I’ve got something special for you!” She says with a smile, casting a little glance up to camera to make sure we got that.

She bends forward to greet him, patting and stroking his head and neck with one hand whilst the other stays between her thighs - the tips of a couple of fingers running up and down her wet slot.

“He’s going to fuck me…” She looks up to the camera again and smiles, then looks right at the dog. “You’re going to fuck me, aren’t you?” She smiles at him. “You’re going to fuck me hard…” She laughs.

She takes her pussy wetted fingers and holds them under the dog’s nose - he sniffs and immediately reacts positively, his interest doubling in a split second, licking her hand and wagging his tail.

“Does that smell nice?” She asks as she steps astride his back. “I’m so wet for you…” She bends forward, holding those pussy smelling fingers infront of his nose, letting him sniff and lick them as she bends her legs, lowering her pussy a few inches down toward him…

Then Cedric switches from fingers to pussy… A frenzy of wet, sloppy licks - immediately bringing tears of joy and a yelp of pleasure from the little half-Asian lady as pleasure shoots through her body. She struggles to stay on her feet as the beast goes to town on her cunt. His wide, warm and wet tongue sweeping along her pussy lips, between them, 3-4 inches inside her, then out over her clit on every one of his numerous fast licking strokes. It’s almost too much for her - and she hasn’t even seen his cock yet…

We have… A low camera angle of the licking tracks away to under the dog’s belly, to the tip and first couple of inches of his massive member, already poking out of his sheath… Almost big enough to use already, and it’s getting bigger!

Meanwhile, up above, Rebecca is doing everything she can to keep her thin legs under control - her knees buckling, thigh muscles straining to keep her on her feet. Her mouth open in a look of surprise - she expected good, she didn’t expect amazing. That tongue continues to drag over and through her pussy, hot and wet against her clit. She’s got one hand up against one of her tits, squeezing hard, the other down on the dog’s back, making a fist around his fur.

Breathing short, fast breaths… Holding herself together… Chest heaving… Nipples standing on end… Back bent and held in a strange position… Then…

Then… Spasms… Gasps… A squeal - long and high pitched, her mouth wide open, her eyes bright… Huge smile… The best orgasm she’s ever had…

And then her legs give out from under her and she tumbles backwards down onto the bed, feet still on the floor, falling backward until she is flat on the mattress.

Cedric tries to follow her so he can continue licking her pussy, but she jams her thighs together and covers up with both hands. Her arms straight down her front, pushing her tits together - the closest she gets to having cleavage.

In his frustration at not being able to get at her pussy, and his excitement at the taste and smell of sex, the nasty looking mastiff jumps up on the bed…

He moves around her, licking at her tits, her face, stepping on her shoulder with a careless footstep… A second step causing her to turn her head quickly to avoid facial injuries… She reaches up to calm him, stop him from moving around. One hand on his side, the other on his chest, from underneath, looking up at his belly - at his growing cock…

“Ah, there’s it is… I can see something nice and hard there…” She says as she moves her hand down to fondle his sheath. Pulling it back to reveal more of his pinky-purple shaft. We can see her breathing harder, see her smile growing, hear the excitement in her voice every time she speaks… When she snarls, “Oooooh, yes… Nice doggy… Nice cock… Nice, big, doggy cock…” right into the camera, we can tell she’s almost over-excited.

She can’t resist any longer… “Oh fucking hell, I’ve got to feel it in my mouth…”

She shuffles on her back under his belly, shifts position, brings her mouth closes to the dog’s cock… Still growing… Getting bigger, harder… She giggles as she moves toward it - then she takes the tip of his cock between her lips, before sucking the rest of it in… Her eyes seem to roll back as she does this, and her lips part as she sighs, cock in mouth but no sucking going on… She’s too thrilled by what she’s doing… Sighing and beginning to shake… She closes her mouth around his cock again and begins to suck, jerking his cock toward her face, her eyes closing and her tight little body still shaking. Her other hand has slipped down between her thighs and she’s working her clit.

Within seconds she is pushing her feet down on the floor, raising her pelvis up off the bed, frigging her pussy fast with one hand, still holding the dog’s cock with the other as she sucks on it… Gasping and moaning around his cock… Making noises that suggest that this is the greatest feeling in the world - short of that orgasm she just had! In fact, the only sign that this isn’t the most fun thing in the world is that she is pushing the dog’s cum (and a lot of her saliva) up on of the corner of her mouth, for where it dribbles down the side of her face and below her ear into her hair.

Cedric stands over her, looking around the room, not quite sure why this little thing is making so much noise under him. Moving his back a little, angling his pelvis down toward her - appearing to enjoy the suction around his shaft.

After a thorough and very sloppy sucking, she finally comes up for air with a big self-satisfied smile and a shiny wet cheek/chin. She sits upright, still holding Cedric’s big cock in one hand, and uses the other to flip her long black hair off her shoulder - noting the wetness on her fingers with an involuntary ‘urgh’ face, until she remembers what it is.

Charley moves into microphone range, squatting just off the bed, not wanting to confuse the Mastiff by joining Rebecca on the bed. “Well, you really sucked the fuck out of that cock!”

“I hope not!” Jokes Rebecca - not wanting to miss out on a fuck from this scary beast.

Charley nods, “Good point… So you’re ready to move onto the some real action?” She asks.

Rebecca looks over to Charley, then back to the big hard cock in her hand, then to camera - and smiles… “What do you think?” She says with a lot of fun in her voice.

We cut to a wide shot of her on all fours on the bed - our cameras, lights and crew, all around her - ready to catch every slurping sloppy sound… Every whimper (from her or the dog)… Cedric moving around on the bed, sniffing at her rear end, trying to get his snout back down between her slim thighs.

Rebecca makes sure she is completely comfortable, the tops of her feet, front of her shins, on the bed, arse in the air - a little bony, but still nice and tight - back arched downward, little titties sticking out rather than hanging down, nipples on point, hands out infront of her, weight resting on her elbows and the whole of her forearms, hands flat on the sheets… Head up so we can see her face - because she knows why she’s here. It’s all about the cameras!

She parts her knees a little, lowering her belly to curve her back a little more, pushing that juicy little pushy backwards between her thighs… Looking back over her shoulder toward the dog, making kissy/smoochie noises to get his attention, whipping one arm back to slap the side of her thigh once, then again on her tight little buttock. “C’mon boy… Come and fuck me…” She slaps her arse one more time then brings her arm back infront of her, flat to the bed, as the scary dog makes his big move... Both hands take hold of fistfuls of sheet as she braces herself for action.

He’s over her and ontop of her in a second, his long front legs on either side of her slim frame, standing over her rather than resting on her back… Arching his back and experimentally pumping his rear end toward hers, his big cock hanging down at her ass… Him quickly adjusting his position to bring his belly down to her back… When he feels her naked bum touch his soft warm belly it’s like a trigger telling him he’s in range… And the speed of the pumping increases… Jabbing at her behind with that big glistening cock of his, the big ugly tip bashing up against Rebecca’s ass, her thighs, her fleshy pussy lips…

It doesn’t take long before he finds his target - and we know this as much from her screamed reaction, “FFuuuaaaarrrrkkkk!” as from the vision of big fat dog-cock suddenly disappearing into tight white little sex slot.

He goes hard right from the start, as soon as he feels her wet pussy around his hard cock - he starts to hammer into her… Hard, fast and deep… Feverish action. With his front paws anchoring him to the bed, his back paws between her knees, angling his whole body perfectly to afford the deepest penetration - burying eight inches of prime dog cock into her flesh with every stroke, pulling back about three or four inches on each stroke before smashing it back in… Three strokes a second… Fast… Deep… Hard… Oh so fucking hard!

A low-angle close up shows the audience at home his hot cock slipping in and out of her wet pussy at such high speeds that we drop into slow-motion to give everyone a better view of the pounding… And it’s glorious - the slower we go, the more we can take in - the way he pussy stretches as the thick shaft slides in, the way it drags along the shaft on the out-stroke, the wetness… Rebecca’s grunts and gasps are slowed down to a low wail as they match the speed on the pictures…

Then we’re back to wide-angle, taking in the whole scene of giant dog of tiny woman - back in regular speed hearing her cries of pleasure, the swearing, “Oh fuck… Oh fuck… Fuck fuck fuck fuck…”, and the blur of his hindquarters drilling into hers…

A close-up of her pretty face shows her straining to take it all in… The pleasure - the perversion - the pain… Her mouth open but clearly smiling… Looking right into the camera - right at us…

As usual - the actual fuck doesn’t last that long… Even with all the slow motion and the multiple angles to stretch it out for our viewing pleasure… He doesn’t fuck her for long enough to get her off again, but you sense that every second is heaven to her, so expecting another actual orgasm would be almost greedy!

But it’s not over when he stops pounding, because as her wide-open eyes and silently screaming mouth suggest, and a close-up confirms, the big bastard has tied with his little lover. It’s hard to believe that the pussy which was stretching to take his fat cock is able to stretch enough to take his knot - but there it is, up close and very graphically taking it…

She tries to talk dirty, but her voice cracks and croaks as she does. “Come on… Bwoy… F-hill me UP, f-ill me up with do-oggy sp… spu-hunk…”

We can see his arse twitching and his balls throbbing, so we know that this is exactly what he’s doing at the moment. Shooting his hot canine seed deep into her cunt - doing everything he can to get his bitch pregnant.

“Oh, yesssss… Yeessssss…” She continues to gasp. “Fill me… I want your cum inside me…”

This goes for a lot longer than the fuck of course… And whilst it’s always great to watch a woman locked together with a dog - it’s not the most exciting thing to describe… It’s enough to say that throughout the nine-minute knotting, Rebecca maintained her gasped demands to be filled with doggy spunk. Whispering it, moaning it, gasping it… All the time, that giant knot stretching her pussy out pretty much as far as it will ever be stretched in a sexual scenario, until… Finally…

We almost hear the pop at it pulls free… If it wasn’t for Rebecca’s squeal of pain and relief, we probably would have heard the squelch as the meat flopped out. We watch the waterfall of animal semen pour out of her cunt as she maintains her position - and then Cedric returns to the scene of the crime to clean up… Licking at her sensitive and swollen pussy as she wriggles and moans - enjoying every second of the tongue action.

“Oh my God…” She gasps.. “Oh my God… Don’t stop…” From her face and her tone we guess that she’s heading toward another orgasm on this magnificent beast’s skilled tongue. Trying to control her breathing and then very suddenly reaching a second climax… Her whole body shaking… “Oooooohh yeeeaaaassssss!” This one is on her and through her in a fraction of the time the last one took. A mini-gasm rather than her previous tidal wave of pleasure… And then she falls forward on the bed, flat on her face… Out of breath… And just lays there… Her head to the side, looking into camera, saying nothing.

We fade out on the image of this exhausted oriental whore - lost for words and just soaking up the joys of finally being a dogslut as she catches her breath.

When we fade back in, it’s obviously some time later. Rebecca is sitting upright on the edge of the bed, smiling, looking into camera. Her small boobs still exposed, although her legs are crossed, blocking any further views of that little pussy of hers.

Cedric has been positioned on the bed beside her, laid out of his side, sleeping off his post-fuck exhaustion.

Charley stays off camera but asks the questions, “How was that?”

Rebecca bounces along with her words, she’s so full of life. “That was great… I think that’s the best sex I’ve ever had. Seriously… Great tongue - amazing - two thumbs up… Huge cock - almost too huge, but not quite… It felt amazing when he was cumming inside me… It hurt, it should have been more painful for what it was, but it just felt too amazing…”

“Is this something you will do again?”

“I certainly hope so… I want to try different dogs… What was this, Kumoan Mastiff? I want to try a Great Dane… And a Rottweiler… I want to do all of the big dogs…”

“So you’ll be getting a dog of your own?”

“No… No, I don’t want to be a one-dog girl… I want to try lots of dogs… If anyone is out there with a big dog… Call me - my number is listed with our estate agency… Call me if you want to sell your house, call me if you want me to fuck your dog… Call me if you want both - I’m pretty sure I’m the only agent who will do both!” She laughs… And we’re pretty sure that even if she’s not the only one who’ll do both, she’s the cutest who’ll do both.

We fade out on this happy image. Another satisfied customer.

Series 5, Episode 4: Kathy Regis (46), from Hull

We begin this week’s show in a large shopping mall, near the entrance to a large supermarket, this week’s guest is standing infront of us. She’s a middle-aged, not too slim, brunette, wearing an unflattering staff uniform.

Her short reddish-brown hair frames a round face. She’s got bright eyes and a friendly smile. She’s nowhere near beautiful, but she’s not unattractive either. She possibly would have turned heads a decade, or two, ago.

She speaks in a well-practiced but nervous manner, “Hello and welcome to the United Kingdom of Zoo… My name is Kathy Regis, I’m 46 year old, and I’m from Hull.” She pauses for a second, thinking about what else to say, then adds, “I work in customer services, and... I think I want to have sex with a dog!”

We cut to a montage of her serving customers inside ASDA. This is intercut with footage of her being interviewed in close-up at her home, and occasional photographs of her ex-husband, her wedding day, her family, children, etc.

She monologues her story over the top of these clips.

“I married Michael when I was still quite young, and I think it’s safe to say I made a bit of a mistake. I stuck it out for over 20 years, but he wasn’t really a nice man at all. He used to beat me, shout at me. Nothing I did was ever good enough. We had two kids, he never hit them, but he shouted at them all the time. They didn’t even cry when he died… I don’t think they’ve ever been to his grave… I only went so I could spit on his coffin when they buried him… That was 3 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.”

“My sex life… Well, I only ever had sex with him. I won’t lie, he wasn’t bad in bed, although I’ve got nothing to compare him to, but, you know - he got the job done. It was pleasurable while it lasted, but afterwards there would always be some criticism from him about how I looked or what I did… He was just this fat hairy bastard, but he complained about me putting on a little weight, or not shaving my legs… Any little complaint, he always made them.”

“I’ve never found dogs attractive. They don’t turn me on. I’ve never watched dogporn or anything like that… But I was talking to a friend of mine about sex, joking that I didn’t want to have anything to do with men after Michael, and she said I could do better than him - that even a dog would be a step up… And I don’t know why, but the thought stuck in my head. I’d seen your show a few times, never been a big fan or anything like that, just seen a couple. Thought the women were a bit desperate and that… Then I thought… I’M a bit desperate… And suddenly I was a convert… I wanted to have sex with a dog, just to see how a dog could compare to Michael…”

We end of a wistful smile, he clearly wondering how sex with a dog will compare to sex with an abusive husband.

We cut to our studios in Manchester… At the moment it’s the standard empty double bed, carpet/matt rolled out underneath to make this look more like a bedroom. Lights and cameras are in place, and our crew seems ready to film. There’s no sign of any of our ‘talent’ though.

We cut to the street outside and see a car pulling up at the entrance our carpark, pausing, Kathy in the driving seat, peering out as if she’s not sure she should drive in, then reacting to being waved in by our cameraman, and pulling in. As there aren’t any empty spaces, she pulls up carefully behind the last car in the row, right up to its bumper, almost touching.

The driver side door opens, and she gets out, looking a little unsure of herself, then straightening up and taking a deep breath, before stepping away from the car and shutting the door, then heading into the studios (apparently following a direction from off camera).

Kathy is lead through to the studio by one of our admin staff, and wished “Good luck” as she heads down the corridor to meet Charley.

This week Charley is waiting for her, wearing a low fronted top - her cleavage on show but only half of her tattoo visible, a mess of letters that says “LD’S BIG” over “GWHO”… This could be confusing for anyone who’s never seen the show before.

“Hello… Finally… We’ve been eagerly awaiting your arrival… I’m Charley Ozvik…”

Kathy gives Charley a polite hug and cheek kiss, introducing herself a little shyly as, “I’m Kathy… I’m sorry I’m late, I hope I didn’t cause any problems…”

Charley is full of niceness, “Of course not, you’re the star today - we’ll always wait for our star!”

Kathy isn’t used to people being nice and patient with her, so her face brightens up with a genuinely happy smile.

Charley continues, “And we’ve got a lovely big hairy animal through this door who is going to treat you like the star you are…”

Kathy takes a big breath as Charley mentions the ‘big hairy animal’, almost as if the reality of what she’s here for has just hit home. “Excellent…” She says, without too much conviction.

Charley takes Kathy’s hands and faces right up to her, face to face… “Now, I have to confirm with you… Are you ready for today?” She pauses. “Because once you step through this door, your life will change forever… Are you ready for this?”

Kathy takes a deep breath, looking very nervous, then nods. “Yes. I’m ready.”

We cut to the studio and find Kathy sitting on the edge of the bed wearing a white towelling bath robe. On the day of filming she was extremely nervous and self-conscious about her body, and we allowed her to undress off camera and wear the robe for the start of the scene.

Right now, the front of the robe is closed-up tight, right up to the neck and under her chin, she’s showing off less flesh than when she arrived in her street clothes. She’s got her knees together and her feet hanging over the edge of the bed - her shoe-less feet are visible, as are her hands, and her head, but everything else is pretty much covered up. She looks scared but forces a smile for the camera.

We hear the main loading door to the studio creaking open and see Kathy look away toward it - more fear, a gulp - then we cut to see what she’s seen…

Small, mean and muscly - heaving against the chain around his neck - a tan coloured dog, with a mean set of jaws. He looks like he would be as happy ripping flesh off a woman’s legs as he would be having sex on camera… But we’ve seen this animal before, and we know he’s a performer! It’s Randall, Pit-Bull extraordinaire! We can see his owner’s feet, trying to walk slowly but being pulled along behind the powerful beast.

Back to Kathy, sitting forward, holding the top of her gown tight shut, looking distinctly nervous about the approaching beast.

“It’s okay…” Calls Thomas, the owner, in his cheerful cockney tones as he approaches, “He’s not as scary as he looks…”

Charley adds, “He’s really a very gentle lover… Honestly…”

Kathy looks from Charley to Thomas, then back down to the approaching beast. She forces a smile, but doesn’t look convinced that she’s safe, or that she’s doing the right thing.

Kathy waits on the bed as the door as Randall approaches, letting him get all the way to the bed - one hand still clasping the front of her gown together to make sure she doesn’t flash the camera as she leans forward to greet him with the other.

As he sniffs and licks at her fingers and continues to fight against the chain to get closer to her, she tries to speak, but the words barely come out. “Is this Randall?” She asks, “I’ve seen his episodes but he’s bigger than I thought he would be…”

She continues to look nervous as the dog moves toward her, dropping his head under her hand so that her fingers run over the top of his snout and up over his brow as his chest pushes up against her knees and shins. As he pushes, he drops his head lower, trying to force it between her legs, looking for the join at the front of her gown. She takes a nervous breath, then closes her eyes, and allows her legs to open a little, letting the gown part enough for Randall to push his head inside, the sound of him snorting and sniffing her pussy smell. And he does.

He’s now face to face with her little slice of heaven… And you know Randall… He buries his snout in there, his tongue exploring her most private spot. Kathy grabs the blankets on either side of her thighs, bunching up handfuls in each fist and lets her head fall back, eyes still closed as the dog’s tongue goes to work on her pussy.

She manages to control herself, taking his best tongue action, opening her legs a little wider - angling her pussy toward the edge of the bed, offering up just a little more pussy. Letting him lick her on and on, trying to control her gasped little intakes of breath. Moving one hand to the back of his head - partly to hold him in place, partly just to have her fingers in his hair and remind herself that he’s a dog.

He keeps licking - and licking and licking… Driving her on and on… The more she relaxes, the more she leans back, the looser her gown becomes - and the less she cares about exposing her body… Pretty soon she’s leaning back, her body following her head backwards, her gown just hanging open so we can see her boobs inside, not big, not small, a little saggy… And she’s leaning even further, her back arching, her tits now in full view… And… She cumming!

Her face lights up - a broad smile, glowing, relief, joy. Her body shaking. No noises, not even a whimper.

It doesn’t take long before it’s too much for her and she has to push his head away to stop with the waves of pleasure. As soon as he is off her, she brings her thighs together and begins to catch her breath, pulling the front of her robe back together as soon as she realises she is exposed. She smiles shyly up at camera, clearing her throat, “Mmmm… I can’t remember the last time I had my pussy licked!! That was bloody lovely, that was…”

Randall backs away, then stands side-on to Kathy. At this distance and from this angle she can’t help but notice the big cock hanging down under his belly. This dog knows how to make a statement!

Kathy looks from the dog to the camera, and to Charley. “Is he showing off, or what?” She laughs nervously, still trying to catch her breath after the licking she’s had.

“He’s definitely letting you see everything he’s got…” Comments Charley.

Kathy slips down off the bed onto the floor and rolls over onto her hands and knees, assuming the position, reaching back and (after taking a deep breath), pulling the gown up and over her behind, exposing her rear end. Still shy, but putting sexual availability ahead body-image… Pushing her backside up and out toward the powerful beast.

Randall is immediately keen and clearly very able to play. His cock already erect, already shining under his belly, not quite producing any pre-cum yet… He moves toward Kathy’s rear-end, moving in a curved path, from her side to her rear, his paws clicking against the polished concrete of the studio floor.

As he closes in she drops her head down, her face disappearing between her arms and behind a curtain of her own hair. Her body tenses up… She’s ready, but she’s not ‘ready’ - but it’s too late to pull out now, because in a second, he’s on her…

Front legs wrapped around her hips, nails catching on the fluffy bath-robe as he clings onto her. His rear-end pumping toward her rear-end, his cock jabbing at her cunt... Hindpaws scrabbling for a better grip.

Kathy grunting a little - exertion rather than pleasure. Pushing her bottom back toward the dog, altering her position to give him better access.

He’s still pumping - his ugly cock still jabbing at her flesh. A low angle gives us our first proper look at her pussy - hairy, with parted lips… Pink inside, glistening. Hard to tell if that’s her own wetness or the remnants of the dog’s licking.

And then the slick cock slips between the soaking pussy lips, and is quickly slipped into the woman’s cunt. Deep into it. Then he’s pumping at her - his breath raspy, his tongue out. Pulling as close to her behind as he can, his paws holding her bath-robe closed around her at the hip, but the top hanging open just enough for us to see her boobs jiggling within. Faint grunting and moaning sounds drifting out from behind the hair curtain.

The pitbull continues to pound at Kathy - stuffing his fat cock right up inside her, and she continues to quietly grunt her appreciation. Toward the end of the intense thirty seconds of action she lifts her head up and lets us see her face. Red and sweaty, lips in a round “ooh” shape. She looks toward the camera and then folds her bottom lip between her teeth, biting gently and sighing as the dog stops his speedy onslaught.

He comes to a stop, standing over her, his weight resting on her back - his cock still buried deep in her flesh. The low angle confirms all of our suspicions - knotted.

She holds the pose - on her knees and elbows, hands forward clenching the sheets, arse up, powerful muscular dog hunched up on her back, balls deep in her cunt… Her belly and chest obscured even from this side angle by her robe, which is hanging fully open now. Head up, bottom lip curled in between her teeth, eyes open - staring dead ahead… Just soaking up the pain.

We move back around behind them, saying nothing, the only audio is the ragged panting breaths of the dog. There’s no tail to get in the way with this beast, so our view is clear. We can see his cock jammed into her pussy, her flesh stretched to accommodate the size of his knot… His balls throbbing, his arse twitching.

We move down underneath to look up between her legs - sneaking a peak at her body. The pussy is hairy, then there’s a belly - it’s hanging down but it’s hardly huge - then the boobs, again, they hang down but they aren’t embarrassing in any way.

Back to her face, twisted up… More pain… More strain… Then a guttural growl, “UUaaarrgggh!” Then relief and she pulls forward and falls onto her front infront of us.

We cut to a second angle, wider, and see it again, hearing her make the same sound - this time we watch as the dog suddenly heaves back off her, his cock popping out and bouncing loose as he bounds away on the soft mattress. Her issuing the growl as it pops out.

We cut to a third angle, same time-frame, low from the rear - watching as the knot suddenly bursts loose and pops free. Dog cum spills from her pussy and dribbles onto the bed between her knees. As she falls forward onto her front she leaves a line of dark drips on the sheet.

We get a shot of Randall standing on the other side of the bed, looking around, panting, with his big ugly cock still fully erect and hanging down under his belly - jetting little spurts of cum onto the sheets.

Kathy turns her head to face us - it’s a little red, and she’s a little out of breath. There’s a touch of shame about her expression too.

Charley leans to check on her. “Are you alright?”

Kathy nods, the side of her face never leaving the sheet.

Charley adds, “Do you want to suck him off, Kathy!” She pauses, we pan back up to the dog to show off his big cock again. Charley continues. “He’s still big and hard, and I’m guessing you’re never going to be in this position again…”

Kathy pauses, shy, nervous, almost whispering, “I haven’t sucked a cock in over ten years…” She pauses. “I’ve only ever sucked one…” Another pause.

Charley urges her on, tempting her with a “But it’s soooo tasty - and it’s right there…”

Kathy lifts her upper body up a little, turns her head to look away from us toward the dog, obviously looking right at his cock. We can’t see her face, but we can hear her say, “That’s the ugliest cock I’ve ever seen in my life!” Then another pause, she turns back to camera and manages to flash a little smile. “Maybe a little suck…” She holds up her finger and thumb, a little apart to indicate the little suck she’s going to give the dog.

We cut to a close-up of her face, side-on, as she shuffles closer to the dog. Moving on her back, across the sheets until she’s under his belly, with the end of his cock only a couple of inches from her face. She pauses, taking a very close look at his tool, making sure she has it pointing a little downward, so that the occasional spurt of watery cum shoots down onto her tits rather than onto her face.

She gives the camera another shy little smile, then takes hold of the dog’s shaft and raises his cock until it is pointing at her mouth - which she opens slowly, poking her tongue out a little - she brings the cock to her tongue and tastes his juices for the first time. Her face twists up, reacting to a bitter taste she clearly didn’t expect.

The powerful but short beast stands perfectly still, making sure he doesn’t get in the way of this bitch taking his hot flesh into her warm mouth. He clearly enjoys having a whore sucking on his cock!

She moves closer, resting the tip of his cock against her thin lips, not quite kissing it - then parting them just a little more and pushing forward, taking his hot, wet, bitter meat into her mouth. She let’s out a curious little moan as she takes it in, one that sounds more like disgust or dread than excitement or pleasure.

She only sucks for a few seconds, before opening her mouth, withdrawing the dog’s cock and tipping her face forward to cough/spit his cum out onto the sheets beside her head. Her face shows her displeasure… She looks up at us. “I don’t think I can do more than that… It’s not…” She pauses. “It’s yucky!”

We cut to a few seconds later, after she’s recovered from the initial shock of the taste of a dog’s cock, and she moves in for another suck. This time she takes more of the shaft into her mouth, closes her lips around it, and sucks… Slowly sliding the shaft in and sucking on it as she pulls it half out… She manages a brief blow-job, tries to swallow the cum he’s been shooting in her mouth, then cough/gags and once again pulls the shaft out of her mouth. This time she looks finished.

She looks up at the camera, tries to smile, fails, then apologises, “I’m sorry… I want to do it right, but, I don’t like this anymore…”

We can hear Charley assure her that this is about her pleasure, and no one is upset that the dog is having such a brief blow-job. Randall looks a little disappointed though - and market research tells us that our viewers love to see a good doggy-blow-job.

We fade out on the image of a slightly worried Kathy - a middle-aged woman who has, so to speak, bitten off more than she can chew.

“A cock too far!” Jokes Charley as the screen goes black.

We fade back in and find Kathy sitting on the side of the bed, facing the camera. Her gown is hanging open and we can see her boobs and belly. Her legs are slightly apart and we can just about see the slot of her pink, recently dog-fucked pussy beneath a mass of dark pubic hair. She still looks a little embarrassed/scared, but is forcing a smile.

“How was that then?” Asks Charley from behind the camera.

Kathy thinks about her answer. “I wasn’t sure if I’d enjoy it, but… Well, he licks very well… Lovely tongue… And he’s got a really nice cock… But I shouldn’t have tried sucking him off… I didn’t like that at all - I just wanted to try it. It doesn’t taste nice. The more I did it the more disgusting it tasted... And then I started thinking about what I was doing… And who was watching… Then all the good feelings were gone and I was just sucking a dog’s cock, on camera…” She looks down, almost trying to hide her face from camera. Full of shame.

“But you did enjoy it, didn’t you?” Confirms Charley. “The sex… You enjoyed being fucked by our dog, right?”

Kathy doesn’t look up, but she does nod, and adds quietly. “Yes. The sex was… Exciting.”

Charley continues, “And being on camera, infront of the whole country… Dirty… But still exciting, right?”

Kathy looks even more ashamed. “Very dirty… But, yes… I felt extra, I don’t know if sexy is the word, but knowing that I can’t pretend it didn’t happen. Exciting? No... But, thrilling… Yes. Heartpounding… I can’t hide it from everyone. It’s out there and I can’t pretend it isn’t…” She pauses whilst she contemplates this. “I just feel so dirty.”

Charley moves in closer, holding the microphone a little closer to her guest, making sure she hears her reply. “So, are you glad that you came here today?”

“I’m glad I came here and tried it. I wanted to prove that I could be crazy. I wish I hadn’t done it on camera though. I wanted to do it for me - but now everyone will know it…” She pauses. “I don’t want to go back to work once it’s been broadcast… I don’t want to face people once they know I’ve done this.”

Charley smiles. “It’s not that bad. Honestly. After a few days you get used to the sideways looks and snide comments… And you realise that you are superior to them - because they either couldn’t do it, or wish that they could… But you did, because you’re the bomb!”

This makes Kathy smile a bit, boosting her confidence.

Charley relaxes for the final question, smiling to both camera and newly made dogslut, “And the big question - I think we already have our answer… Will you be doing this again?”

There’s a pause whilst Kathy considers her options. “You know… I think you might be surprised by this… But I would do it again. The licking especially, but also the sex…” She pauses, and looks right into the camera, speaking to the audience at home. “But I will never, ever, suck a dog’s cock again! That was disgusting. I don’t know how girl’s do this - and enjoy it. Urrgghhh!”

She finally smiles like she’s comfortable here - and that’s our cue to fade out.

Series 5, Episode 5: Andrea Fereday (29), from Uxbridge

We begin this week’s show in a classy women’s fashion store… Watching various members of staff, dressed in neat white blouses and knee length skirts, and wondering which of them will be this week’s guest. Then we close in on one woman in particular, and we can’t help but notice how heavily pregnant she is.

Other than the stretched round belly she’s pretty slim, with a good pair of boobs pushing against her shirt to produce some nice cleavage… She’s also blonde, pretty, and clearly has a bit of an attitude.

She delivers her introduction in an accent which many would consider Cockney, but is a classic Middlesex sound. Less harsh, slightly posher, but everything she says sounds filthy, loaded with desire. “Hello, and welcome to my United Kingdom of Zoo… I’m Andrea Fereday, I’m 29 years old, and I’m from Uxbridge in Middlesex. Me and my little friend here, we have a craving we’d like to share with you…”

We cut to a montage of her inside the store, helping women find the right outfits, etc. This is intercut with footage of her being interviewed in close-up at the store, and occasional photographs of her husband, her ultrasound scan of her unborn baby, etc.

She tells her story over the top of these clips.

“I’ve been married to James for six years, very happily I have to say. We’ve got what I would call a very healthy sex life. We do all the things most young couples do… I like a bit of exhibitionism; I like to flash and that… He loves his blowjobs… The messier the better… And obviously we aren’t big fans of contraception.” She rubs her belly. “I love to feel cum shooting up inside me… It makes me feel really like a woman, you know? Anyway, this will be our second child. We already have a little boy, Nathan. This one is going to be a girl… She’s due in a couple of weeks…”

“We’ve watched your show since the beginning, and we’ve always enjoyed it, but we never even thought about being on it, or trying anything funny with a dog or anything like that… Then I had some funny cravings when I was pregnant with Nathan, which was the same time you had the other pregnant girl on… Once I had Nathan I stopped thinking about dogs, just enjoyed watching the show and that… Then I got pregnant again and the cravings came back - but this time they’ve been twice as bad. As soon as I mentioned it to James he was like, ‘whatever you want to do, darl…’, so I applied, and here I am… And the closer it gets to the big day, the more I want it… Right now I’m absolutely dying to have sex with a dog! And I want everyone to watch… I want my whole family and all my friends, and everyone in town to know what I am… That’s a bigger turn on that the actual sex…”

And with that, on her smiling face, with we cut to our studios in Manchester.

As usual, the corner of our film set is made up to look a bedroom, with a double bed that has already been prepared with fresh sheets. A couple of crew-members are placing lights and lining them up on the bed, taping down cables, etc. Making sure we’re ready to start recording as soon as our stars arrive.

We cut to the car park outside as a little car pulls in off the street. We can see Andrea driving, looking like it’s almost hard work to turn the steering wheel. Pregnancy really takes a toll.

She parks next to the last car, her vehicle small enough to fit at the end of the carpark as if that were an actual space - then she gets out, awkwardly due to her big baby belly. She’s on her own as she looks around before heading inside. No hint of nerves, a bit of a cheeky smile.

We cut back inside our building again - to Andrea walking (or waddling) down the corridor, unbuttoning her coat and slipping it off to reveal a pretty knee-length maternity dress that hugs her curved belly.

Our slutty host, Charley, is waiting for her at the doorway to the studio, wearing a big white-toothed smile, and a tiny little black dress that clings to her surgically enhanced body - that infamous “WORLD’S BIGGEST DOGWHORE” tattoo in full view above her fake tits.

“Hi there, I’m Charley Ozvik - and you are… Very, very, pregnant!” She says - stating the obvious. She gives her guest a gentle-hug, carefully avoiding the beachball belly as she leans in.

Charley continues, “You must be Andrea… Would you like to tell us why you are here today?”

Andrea talks fast, as if the faster she speaks the faster she can get to the dog. “I’m here to get my arse fucked off by the dirtiest dog you’ve got…” She says with a dirty smile. “I’ve been waiting for this for God knows how long… An’ I can’t wait to get started…”

Charley continues the interview, more like a professional presenter than ever. “I understand your husband is keen to see you do this… Where is he today?” She fakes a look down the corridor, as if looking to see if Andrea’s husband is following her.

Andrea answers right away, “James is at home with our baby. He would have loved to be here to watch me do this live, but he says if he’d want to fuck me the whole time I was with the dog - so he’d just get in the way… An’ I don’t want any distractions; you know what I mean?”

Charley nods and smiles again, “Well you’re clearly a girl in a hurry… So let’s get you in there, eh?”

She leans back and pulls the door to the set open, then flamboyantly waves Andrea through… “Step right inside and let your dirtiest fantasies become reality…”

Andrea smiles and strides past Charley with a filthy sideways look, then heads onto the set.

Rebel, our black German Shepherd is already on the bedroom set, waiting for his bitch. He’s sitting in the middle of the bed, perfectly upright, front paws wide enough for us to see his belly, a couple of inches of pink/purple cock already standing proud of the hairy sheath. There’s no sign of his owner, Carol - also known as The Woman in Red - but she was off-camera the whole time, touching herself as she watched the action.

That was a preview of The United Kingdom of Zoo - Book 5. To read the rest purchase the book.

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